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Odd Olympic Sports

The Olympics have had a lot of “odd” sports which have been part of the Olympic Games over the years. Here are the top 10 odd “discontinued” Olympic sports. 10. Bird Hunting At the 1900 Olympics...

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Happy Valentine’s Day

Forget “flowers, candy, and jewelry,” what women really need for Valentine’s Day is “legal abortion, birth control and maternity care,” according to Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards. In...

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Putin’s Girlfriend

The rumor has it that Russian President Vladimir Putin has a girlfriend. Apparently an extremely “flexible” one. Alina Kabaeva is a “retired” rhythmic gymnast who won gold at the 2004 Athens Olympics...

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Cheating Testicles

Benjamin Franklin once quipped, “Where there’s marriage without love there will be love without marriage.” His affairs are well known in American history, however this founding father may have been...

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Emperorship

President Barack Hussein Obama has authorizes himself to “Emperorship” and announced to the president of France and the rest of the world that his power and authority is unlimited and he can “damn...

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Calorie Caps

Rodney Davis, a “white” Republican member who represents the “worst suburban district” southwest of Chicago, is the lawmaker behind a bill to “ensure” that the White House experiences the same...

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Banana Republic

President Obama contended that the United States would become reminiscent of a “banana republic” if Congress doesn’t raise the debt ceiling and provide funding for “ObamaCare” in upcoming budget...

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Skeptics Cupid Day

“Cupid’s Day” is especially tough on the “counter culturists” skeptics. While millions of people put their “faith and trust” in Barry, Joey, Harry, Nanski and ‘ol cry baby Johnny Boehner, the...

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Vaginal Knitting

What on earth is “vaginal knitting?” Glad you asked. Meet performance “artist, craftivist and rabble-rouser” who is spending 28 days knitting with wool that she’s “inserted” in her vagina. Casey...

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Sub Par

While Obama spent Valentine’s Day without his wife to play golf in California posters of Barry that say he is “Sub Par” have been spotted outside the PGA’s Northern Trust golf tournament in Southern...

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America Is Godless

It’s a sad “state of affairs” if Putin has to point out that America is “Godless” and has turned away from “Christian” values. Russian President Vladimir Putin condemned the West, including the United...

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Super Pope

Watch out, “Superman”– there’s a new “hero” in town. An official Vatican Twitter account shared an amazing image – Pope Francis as “Super Pope.” It wasn’t enough that Pope Francis was named Time...

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We Don’t Want To Work

The new “health law” is projected to reduce the total number of hours Americans work by an estimated 2.3 million full-time jobs, an “unexpectedly higher impact” than previously calculated, according to...

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Aobama Viagra

Inspired no doubt by his position as the world’s most “ridiculed” man, Barack Obama has become the “unwitting” face of contraband “Aobama Viagra” in Pakistan. Unwitting? Well, that pretty much “sums”...

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Joys of Suicide Bombing

A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were “killed” when their commander unwittingly conducted a live demonstration with a “belt packed with...

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Communist America

What Would a Communist America Look Like? I think the title of this blog website is misleading. It should not be in the form of a “?” We are already there. Thank you President Barack Hussein Sotero...

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The Wave

The short film The Wave (Die Welle) was made in 1981, based on a true story from 1967 which explains “Obamism, Occupism” and how easily people can be “manipulated,” above all teenagers. A teacher...

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Feminist Sandra Fluke

Heroic Sandra Fluke is the woman who couldn’t get “screwed” without taxpayer help and is now running to “screw” taxpayers. In a surprising “turnabout,” women’s rights activist Sandra Fluke will not...

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Alternative Lifestyle

Have you ever wondered what “Alternative Lifestyle” looks like? Just ask Skyler Wilder at nbcolympics.com. Apparently being married with kids at the age of 23 is the new “Alternative Lifestyle.” Did it...

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My V@g

I stumbled across the song “My vagina is 50 times better than a penis” on YouTube. Nora Lum, who performs under the stage name “Awkwafina”, raps about how awesome her “vagina” is, and how your “penis”...

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