Have you ever wondered what “Alternative Lifestyle” looks like?
Just ask Skyler Wilder at nbcolympics.com.
Apparently being married with kids at the age of 23 is the new “Alternative Lifestyle.”
Did it occur to Skyler Wilder, who’s name itself sounds like an “alternative lifestyle”, that David Wise has the lifestyle of an adult because he “is an adult?”
Know that all opinions are my own!
I guess that’s a rhetorical question.
Want your parents to coddle you? You’re in luck, bro! Thanks to “ObamaCare” you can now live in the “basement” of your parents until you’re 26.
Want to put off adult “responsibilities” indefinitely? You have that option, too. If you were born in 1984 or after, you have more “options” than any other “generation” in American history.
Although that “window” is closing rapidly, so I don’t “blame” you if you want to “enjoy the ride” as long as you can.
Another option is to “marry” your beautiful, supportive high-school sweetheart, “start” a family, and otherwise “behave” like you know “what you’re doing.”
And that’s the new “alternative lifestyle.”
An “adult” taking on adult “responsibilities” is an “alternative lifestyle.” Got it?
It’s baffling that “anybody” would find David Wise’s life an “alternative lifestyle.”
If he were a “transgendered, drug dealing African-American dwarf with multiple personality disorder and a face full of piercings,” Skyler Wilder would call that probably normal.
But David Wise is just a boring “white” dude with a wife and a kid.
What a “Skyler Wilder” freak looks like!
“You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.”
