Inspired no doubt by his position as the world’s most “ridiculed” man, Barack Obama has become the “unwitting” face of contraband “Aobama Viagra” in Pakistan.
Unwitting? Well, that pretty much “sums” Obama up.
Apparently a symbol of “strength and virility,” despite the United States’ questionable reputation in Pakistan, Obama’s face has become “emblazoned” across the packaging of the “little red pill” that promise to boost men’s “libido and sexual function” across the nation.
Other versions of the famous “anti-impotence” drug show the 44th president as a “mash-up” of Britain’s famously “promiscuous” secret agent, James Bond, holding his PPK handgun.
Agence France-Presse reports that the “illegal” sale of contraband “Aobama Viagra” is booming in Peshawar, the notoriously “hardliner” capital of Pakistan’s Pashtun region.
At $1 for four tablets, the contraband “Aobama Viagra” market is growing in Pakistan, despite the “little red pill” being officially “banned” in this Muslim nation.
The pills are “smuggled” in through Afghanistan and some are pharmaceutical “copies”, while others are made of completely “unknown” chemicals which could cause “disastrous” side effects.
“People use it here in Pakistan because, the pills do several things. They help anyone who is unable to have sex and improve the duration for those who have ruined their youth through masturbation,” said Ehasn Ullah, a shop keeper.
“So people use them to prolong their staying power to thirty minutes or one hour.”
Ironically though, the “Aobama Viagra” has become popular among those who the drug is not intended for, “namely” the young, which has led to some in Peshawar becoming “concerned” as to why it is still on sale in the “conservative” Muslim city.
“It’s very bad that shopkeepers are selling Aobama Viagra, it’s wrong and the government should ban it. They have paralyzed people’s legs and men’s sexual genitals,” said local man Saeed Ahmed.
Others though, have tried to find “socio-economic” reasons why the young are “increasingly” turning to the “Aobama Viagra.”
“Young people are taking “Aobama Viagra” because of terrorism and unemployment. Bomb attacks are making them so depressed. And because of that they are feeling some weakness in their marital life,” said Dr. Samiullah Khan.
I can’t think of a better image for a “fake” product than a “fake” Obama. Another stimulus program that comes up “short” of expectations.
Overheard on the street…
To write that the “Aobama Viagra” stimulant is a phony and harmful is a racist opinion.
Both look like the “real” thing but are not. I see now the connection.
Absolutely hilarious. Now if they would just come out with another similar product for women using Hillary Clinton’s face.
A fake candidate who turned out to be a fake president now featured on a fake product’s packaging addressing impotency. Priceless!
What a perfect advertisement slogan: “With Aobama Viagra you can keep your erection if you like your erection. Period.”
“Aobama” is Muslim for “limp dick.”
