I stumbled across the song “My vagina is 50 times better than a penis” on YouTube.
Nora Lum, who performs under the stage name “Awkwafina”, raps about how awesome her “vagina” is, and how your “penis” is only so-so.
Yes, it’s “ridiculous,” but it’s also “funny and cute” that women get to brag about their “lady part” instead of being made “fun” of.
Just don’t have the video “open” when your boss walks past or he thinks you’re a “sexual” psycho.
Awkwafina – My V@g
My Vag like an operatic ballad
yo vag like grandpa’s cabbage
and my vag, effortless
yo vag post ads on Craigslist
My vag, squirt aloe vera
yo vag, look like tony danza
my vag, like tasting heaven
Yo vag manages a 7/11
my vag make a girl panties cream
yo vag spreads hepatitis c
and my vag, a chrome range rover
yo vag hatchback ’81 toyota
my vag harvard law school
yo vag, apex technical
my vag speak five different languages
it told yo vag bitch make me a sandwich
my vag feel like winning the lottery
yo shit got turned down for e-harmony
my vag, won best vag
yo vag won best supporting vag
CHORUS
It’s time, that we let the world know
Bitch, your vag look like janet reno
awkwafina’s a genius
and her vagina is 50 times better than a penis
my vag got built-in utilities
yo fat ass is on disability
my vag, a beyonce weave
yo vag a polyester k-mart hairpiece
my vag bounce like jlo’s booty
yo vag like james lipton’s booty
and my vag, it’s ornamental
yo vag is a five-hour pbs special
my vag, feed the homeless
yo vag, date the homeless
my vag, make the dean’s list
yo vag couldn’t pass a HIV test
CHORUS
it’s time, that we let the world know
bitch ya vag is only so so,
awkwafina’s a genius
and her vagina is 50 times better than a penis
my vag is godfather 1
yo vag is godfather 3
and my vag, got a big ass gun
ya vag is like pineapple cottage cheese
my vag got 12-inch gold wheels
and yo vag got bird poop on the windshield
my vag beats yo vag by a million
yo vag is frightening like serena williams
CHORUS
It’s time, that we let the world know
bitch, your vag look like janet reno
awkwafina’s a genius
and her vagina is 50 times better than a penis
Better than a penis (x5)
Lady Rapper Awkwafina Brings the Laughs on “My V@g”
