The new “health law” is projected to reduce the total number of hours Americans work by an estimated 2.3 million full-time jobs, an “unexpectedly higher impact” than previously calculated, according to the latest CBO report.
The analysis by the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO) says a key factor is the “controversial” new health care law allowing those working to tell their employers they “decline” working forty or even thirty hours a week because they now have “health insurance” and simply don’t feel the need to “put in a full day’s work.”
“Claims that ObamaCare hurts jobs are simply belied by the facts in the CBO report,” the White House stated. “Individuals will be empowered to make choices about their own lives and livelihoods and have the opportunity to pursue their dreams.”
Meanwhile, outside of non-partisan Washington DC budget analysis offices, employment policies at a majority of American companies still haven’t changed to allow employees such liberties as to decide how many hours they feel are all they need to work in order to maintain employment.
Skeptics of the new health law speculate that there may be externalities unexamined by the CBO report driving the new higher-than-expected loss in employment.
Others wonder how by denying the basic human rights of freedom of association and of contract, as “ObamaCare” denies, and by substituting those fundamental institutions of civilization with reliance on politicians and party politics to provide them their needs this is empowering them to “make choices about their own lives and livelihoods and have the opportunity to pursue their dreams.”
President Barack Obama vowed to bring also more “freedom” to members of the United States Congress, both House and Senate, by relieving them of the “stress and hard work of legislating to create new laws.”
“Just as ObamaCare has freed up Americans by providing them with cheaper health insurance and no more need to hold a job, I will act on my own to bring more freedom to the hard-working members of our Congress!” stated the president as he headed to the golf course for some much deserved relaxation.
Representative Sheila Jackson Lee said that she and her Democrat colleagues have been busy getting executive orders ready for the president to turn into law.
“It’s our number one priority,” said the Congresswoman, “And we’ve got thousands of them ready to go and many more coming in the next three years.”
Members of the press reported feeling “tingles” in various parts of their bodies as they listened to the president explaining how he’s taking the necessary steps to continue in his ongoing effort to bring more and more “freedom and security” to America.
Even The New York Times says as much: “The Congressional Budget Office estimated on Tuesday that the ObamaCare will reduce the number of full-time workers by 2.5 million over the next decade. That is mostly a good thing, a liberating result of the law.”
Lucy, 32, with three kids, is an Austin, TX welfare recipient “abuser” just like her parents. She says taxpayers are “fools” while she gets a lot of “welfare” money and can “stay home and smoke weed” while you go to work. She said her kids will do the same.
Are you also “tired of working” like Lucy? Join the “Optional Workers Enterprise” (OWE) today!
Your government owes you the “freedom of choice” to work or not. Nobody should be made to suffer from having to “labor” for their own needs and wants.
Now, thanks to the progressive policies of “Next Tuesday,” the shackles of “self sufficiency” have been lifted from your shoulders and properly “placed on the shoulders” of your Government.
Having transformed America from a nation of “free choice” to a nation that is “choice free” is the greatest accomplishment of President Obama and his “Choom Economy.”
You now can exercise your option “to not work at all” and still get full time “subsidized” benefits.
A life free of choice is also stress free. Remember and celebrate the words of our glorious White House “mastermind” whose inspirational messages foreshadowed the arrival of “Next Tuesday” and sing out, “I’ve got a gang, you’ve got a gang, everybody’s gotta have a gang, and the only gang that is left for me, is the good old “Barry Choom Gang.”
Work is “overrated!” Rejoice! You have been “liberated!” If you’re happy to know that, “clank your chains and bang the drums…”
“Bang The Drum All Day”
I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
Ever since I was a tiny boy
I don’t want no candy
I don’t need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can
I bang on that thing til I got
Blisters on my hand because
I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
Yes, I do
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
That’s right
When I get older they think I’m a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
But my licks was so hot
I made the teacher wanna dance
And that’s why
I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
Hey, why not?
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
Listen to this
Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss’s head
Because
I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
I can bang that drum
I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
Hey, you wanna take a bang at it?
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
I can do this all day
There surely is a “contradiction” between keeping a full-time job and keeping it real…
ObamaCare Is Good For Everybody! Here’s Proof!
