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Tampon Nitwit
On the MSNBC network filled with “dimwits and nitwits,” mulatto lady Melissa Harris Perry stands out proudly. She may not be the “dumbest” host on MSNBC but she has convincingly demonstrated that she...
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Condoms Galore
Condoms have been in “use” for hundreds of years, although the recent past has seen nothing of note “forthcoming” on the packaging end. It’s time to give the contraceptive some new “life” with witty...
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Sports Person of Year
ESPN host Jemele Hill said if she could pick a “Sports Person of the Year” for 2013, it would be the “N-word.” Appearing on the Sports Reporters program, ESPN host Jemele Hill Hill used her “parting...
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Bad Chicago News
The “horrendous” murder rate in the “Democratic” controlled city of “Chicago” was slightly less “catastrophic” in 2013 than in 2012. “Only” 413 people were “shot, stabbed or bludgeoned” to death in the...
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U.S. Navy Arctic Research
“MV Akademik Shokalskiy” going nowhere until the spring thaw… Recent “embarrassing” reports of the vessel MV Akademik Shokalskiy, which has been on a “global warming” research expedition with 74...
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Sex Apps for Teens
Planned Parenthood “app” tells kids “12 or under” to “masturbate” as much as possible. Planned Parenthood, a group founded on the premise of “limiting” the number of little kids in the world, just...
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War on Pubic Hair
Along with “twerking, cronuts, and the pope,” women’s pubic hair had a “really” good 2013. After years of a “bikini wax” trend that gave the world a whole new definition of “Brazilian,” last year...
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Butt Soccer
Belgian soccer club “Royal Antwerp” has decided to get “creative” with how they are getting their “players” to practice. While many players “dislike” shooting, Royal Antwerp has given their players a...
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A&E Spinoff’s
Series focuses on a group of outspoken LGBT activists who have achieved fame and fortune by making dyke calls, as well as by devising campaigns of threats and intimidation to foster tolerance and...
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Text Message Voting
It appears that “Text Message Voting” (TMV) has lit a fire underneath the “collective” tech world. The demand for “Text Message Voting” (TMV) is so great that Professor Juan Gilbert, of Clemson...
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Who said it?
Today we play a game “Who said it?” The players are: Business Insider‘s “gay” Political Editor Josh Barro, who has been dishing a lot of X-rated details on his “gayness” as of late. Ex-New York...
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Penis Pumps
Taxpayers spent a “staggering” $172million in six years on “penis pumps” valued at twice the price they would have cost in a store. The U.S. government’s “Medicare” program blew the cash between 2006...
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Bobbsey Twins
Juxtapose this… Kim Jong-un becomes a world leader and feeds his uncle to the “dogs”… Obama eats dogs, becomes a world leader, and America cries “uncle”… Ponder this: 1) President Kim Jong-un “feeds”...
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Things that Didn’t Happen
Things that Didn’t Happen in 2013 1. If you liked your insurance you can keep your insurance. Period. 2. If you liked your doctor you can keep your doctor. Period. 3. Syria was punished for crossing...
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Putin vs. Obama
Given that presidential “hopefuls” are already gearing up for 2016 election, we’d like to remind you to “vote” for Vladimir Putin in the Democratic primaries. Any way you look at it, Putin is still...
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Embrace the Suck
Nancy Patricia D’Alesandro Pelosi (age 73), Minority Leader of the United States House of Representatives and former Speaker of the United States House of Representatives from 2007 to 2011 politicized...
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Obama Racism
In separate interviews with civil rights icons Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, both men called on President Obama to apologize for his “overtly racist” comments in criticizing Rush Limbaugh and FOX...
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Outlawing Masturbation
Humping Dog for Cash comedian Sarah Silverman pushes to “outlaw” masturbation for men and at the same time attacked the “conservative” position on abortion. In a recent video Silverman appeared with a...
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State of the Union Preview
President Barack Obama has “one” thing going for him, as he prepares for his 2014 State of the Union Address: “low expectations.” Pundits have “panned” the speech before seeing it, the otherwise...
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Pens and Phones
His “Holiness,” the egomaniac Barack Hussein Sotero Obama is “back” at it again. We are so “blessed” to have him. He “knows all, sees all, and does so much for America.” Obama, speaking to reporters...
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