His “Holiness,” the egomaniac Barack Hussein Sotero Obama is “back” at it again.
We are so “blessed” to have him.
He “knows all, sees all, and does so much for America.”
Obama, speaking to reporters during a cabinet meeting at the White House, foreshadowed his upcoming “State of the Union” address and what appeared to be a new messaging strategy by emphasizing his “ability” to take executive actions “without” approval from lawmakers.
“We are not just going to be waiting for legislation in order to make sure that we’re providing Americans the kind of help that they need,” he said.
“I’ve got a pen, and I’ve got a phone. And I can use that pen to sign executive orders and take executive actions … and I’ve got a phone that allows me to convene Americans from every walk of life,” he said.
I am so inspired by Barry’s “egotism” benevolence that I just might get sick if I read another sentence from this “hooliganism” President.
We don’t need no “stinkin’” legislation!
A waiter at Chef Morimoto’s in Honolulu has given White House Dossier a list of “resolutions” President Obama was working on for 2014 when he and the first lady “dined” at the restaurant while on vacation.
The president “inadvertently” left the list on Morimoto’s Grand Ocean Liner Sushi Boat, which featured a “dazzling” array of over 150 pieces of fish flesh.
The waiter, a fan of White House Dossier, noticed the list on the ship’s bridge and decided to provide it to White House Dossier instead of Obama.
Here are Obama’s “Top Ten Resolutions” for 2014 found on the list.
1. Start work by 10:00 AM no matter what.
2. Only tell lies when it’s absolutely necessary.
3. Fire Sebelius – as soon as she turns over my college records.
4. Stop short-changing myself on golf.
5. Extend an olive branch to Republicans and then smack them over the head with it.
6. Stop taking crap from Michelle, assuming she doesn’t mind.
7. Get the Choom Gang back together for one last blow out in Colorado.
8. Stop forgetting to give Biden his milk in the morning.
9. Stop cracking joke in front of Michelle about going to South Africa “just to grab a Danish.”
10. Admit ObamaCare doesn’t work and get started with single payer system!
Bend over, here it comes again. Now where did I put that petroleum jelly?
