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War on Pubic Hair

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War on Pubic Hair 03Along with “twerking, cronuts, and the pope,” women’s pubic hair had a “really” good 2013.

After years of a “bikini wax” trend that gave the world a whole new definition of “Brazilian,” last year definitely marked the end of the Brazilian’s “totalitarian reign over America’s crotch“ declared Kat Stoeffel at New York, citing Lady Gaga’s cover of Candy and Kate Moss’ non-waxed shoot for Playboy.

Amanda Hess at The New York Times Magazine wrote that the return of the “lady bush” is “something refreshingly retro, delightfully expressive, and confidently grown-up.”

Now comes Cameron Diaz who wants women to keep their vaginas “fully dressed,” instead of going with the “newfangled” fad of using laser hair removal to “weed whack’ the “front porch.”

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In her book, “The Body Book,” Diaz dedicates an entire section to encourage women to “keep” their pubic hair down there instead of removing it all, E! News reports.

In her new venture as an author, Diaz tells the reader about the care one needs to take to have a “healthy” vagina.

The book, which was released on Dec 31, speaks about the personal “grooming habits” one should exercise.

Diaz tries to answer the “blazing” question in every woman’s mind today “to shave or not shave” your pubic hair.

“I hear that there’s a big fad these days of young women undergoing laser hair removal on all of their lady bits,” Diaz writes, calling laser hair removal a “crazy idea” because it lasts “forever.”

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Diaz also likens pubic hair “removal” to a fad like skinny jeans or the ones that laced up the front and were popular circa 2002: “I know you may think you’ll be wearing the same style of shoes forever and the same style of jeans forever, but you won’t,” she writes.

“The idea that vaginas are preferable in a hairless state is a pretty recent phenomenon, and all fads change, people.”

According to Cameron it is not “judicious” to get rid of your pubic hair, as there is a reason why they are present.

“Pubic hair also serves as a pretty draping that makes it a little mysterious to the one who might be courting your sexiness,” she writes, adding, “Pubes keep the goods private, which can entice a lover to come and take a closer look at what you have to offer.”

Also, let’s be honest: just like every other part of your body, your labia major is not “immune” to gravity. Do you really want a “hairless” vagina for the rest of your life?

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It’s a personal decision, but I’m just putting it out there: “Consider leaving your vagina fully dressed, ladies.”

Twenty years from now, you will still want to be “presenting” it to someone special, and it would be nice to let “him or her” unwrap it like the “gift” that it is.

This is what Cameron “feels” about pubic hair.

It may appear odd that so much attention is being paid to what seems like a basic “personal choice” grooming decision.

The truth is that men “just do not care!” As far as they are concerned, “naked” is a best thing!

President Obama chimed in: “If you want to cut it, shave it, trim it, style it, pluck it, wax it, etc. you can keep doing that. Period.”

The Great Pubic Hair Debate
How to Shave Your Pubic Hair
What Guys Think About the Hair Down There

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Overheard on the street…

Dang, no pictures from Cameron on proper grooming techniques?…
If I’m sitting down to a meal I like to see how the spread is laid out…
As a guy, I like it. Just as I like women with shaven legs and underarm pits…
I like the idea of not having to pull off the fur to get to the meat…
As a culinary muff diver I hate flossing my teeth with pubic hair…
Everyone has their preferences, there’s no need to try and justify them…
I don’t mind, as long as you’re warm, wet and tight, who cares?…
The landing strip is pretty cool as long as there is a Hangar for the airplane…
No complains about the garden as long as you do a bit of landscaping now and then…
Couldn’t care less unless it’s a forest and I need a machete to navigate it…
But surely when you see the hair you’re kind of at the point of no return?…
Why is pubic hair and parsley one of the same? You move it aside before you eat…
I don’t care about pubic hair, I am just happy to be down there…
Whatever your pubic preference, wear it with pride…
The longer and hairier the better the taste and smell…
As long as the carpet match the curtain it has no relevance…
If oral isn’t involved I don’t think pruning matters…
You know what they are saying, it’s a jungle down there…
How is vaginal grooming anyone’s business?…
I love eating fuzzy coochie…

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