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View ArticleLesbian Cabal
Do lesbians “rule” Hollywood? Ask Jane Lynch. The Glee and Role Models star is one of only a few “gay” women on our screens. We all know that Hollywood is run by a “cabal” of homosexuals right? Well,...
View ArticleMinimum Wage Law
Liberal blogger and Daily KOOK Kos contributing editor Laura Clawson compares “jobs” in the Obama economy to “unicorns or winning lottery tickets“. In her eagerness to “promote” the arbitrary raising...
View ArticleDry Orgasm
Retrograde Ejaculation or “Dry Orgasm” and other things you never knew about the male orgasm. Think back to when your parents first told you, as you uncomfortably sat across from them on the couch...
View ArticleQuacks, Dicks and Dykes
In the January 2014 issue of “GQ,” the A&E reality star Phil Robertson’s shares his views on “homosexuality” and opens up about his “conservative,” Louisiana-based family, and their strong...
View ArticleDuck Dynasty
Following “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson’s controversial anti-gay remarks in a recent GQ interview that led to his immediate suspension from the hit reality show, A&E revealed today that they...
View ArticleFail
Commentator Mike Ditka, 74, was seen snoozing live on air after ESPN cut back to the studio during Sunday’s NFL Countdown. Fellow host Keyshawn Johnson quickly spotted Ditka as he drifted off and...
View Article2013 in Review
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 79,000 times in...
View Article2013 Fabulous 50 Blog Awards
The moment you’ve been “waiting” for is here. The “votes” are in. Every year at this time we are pleased to “announce” the winners of the Fabulous 50 Blog Awards™, recognizing the year’s 50 most...
View ArticlePutin’s New Year Letter
Happy New Year to all you “decadent and dictatorial” Americans. Yes, I mean you, the people of the United States, where an elite of “non-democratic” dictators trickles its immorality—“and...
View ArticleObama’s New Year Letter
The President offers his best wishes for the New Year. Good evening. Tonight, as Americans across the country gather with family and friends, I want to wish everyone a happy and healthy New Year. This...
View ArticleHomoerotic
MSNBC has issued a formal statement informing American people that “Christianity” is an acceptable form of irrational belief due to its homoerotic elements. Because “Christianity” teaches love, which...
View ArticleNijinsky of Cunnilingus
For some reason, CNN’s “gay” Anderson Cooper decided to reveal some of his mother’s “sexual escapades” during a recent year end review segment, noting that his then 85-year-old mother was “the Nijinsky...
View ArticleWhite Privilege
Jesse Jackson Sr. has “jumped” into the controversy surrounding comments by Phil Robertson, star of A&E’s backwoods reality TV show, “Duck Dynasty.” In an announcement Jackson Sr. “compared”...
View ArticleGabriel over the White House
In the first few minutes of this film, U.S. President Barack Hussein Obama is portrayed as an “innocent outsider and ineffectual do-gooder.” He’s like a “black” Jimmy Carter, and is considered...
View ArticleToo Old for Sex
How old is too old to have sex? In case you missed it, Miley Cyrus told Matt Lauer on the “Today” show: “I heard when you turn 40, things start to go a little less sexual” the 20-year-old pop star...
View ArticleHunger Games
Consider “2013 the year of the Apocalypse”, as movie-goers spend the last of their dollars on a “dramatization” of a teen novel and its sequel with futuristic “gladiatorial” contests. The “doomsday”...
View ArticleFood or Sex?
The difference “between” porn sex versus real sex. People who get off on feeding themselves with “porn” are usually disappointed when it comes to the “real” thing. What goes on in the average...
View ArticlePedal Pubs
The “Pedal Pub” is a vehicle that accommodates up to 17 people who “pedal, serve, drive, and imbibe” as it travels. Invented in the Netherlands as a way to “promote a local tavern,” its high-grade...
View ArticleMobile Pizzeria
“Del Popolo” is a mobile pizzeria committed to creating “rustic” Neapolitan-inspired “pizzas” using ingredients sourced from small, generational producers. “Del Popolo” is housed in a twenty-foot...
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