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Drink Up

First it was “Let’s Move!” Now, First Lady Michelle Antoinette Obama who “loves” French fries and whose “biceps and behind” are envied by women everywhere wants Americans to “Drink Up.” As in plain...

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Unusual Obituaries

A portrait of William “Freddie” McCullough William Freddie McCullough may no longer be with us, but his incredible obituary, published September 14, 2013 in the Savannah Morning News will always be...

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Creepy Ass-Cracker

A thoughtfully-placed hyphen speaks volumes. According to the Urban Dictionary, “ass-cracker” is defined as “One who engages in anal sex.” Until Rachel Jeantel’s jaw-dropping interview with Piers...

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Almost Obama Sons

Barack Obama, who wants everyone to feel that there is a part of him that they can identify with, is intent on referring to “sons” he doesn’t have. He has two daughters, yet Obama consistently refers...

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American Foreign Policy

Obama’s Successful Foreign Failure The president may look “incompetent” on Syria. But his behavior fits his strategy to “weaken” America abroad. The accomplishment would not have been possible if the...

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Syria Speech

Barack Obama made yet another glorious, “indecisive” speech, regarding our not quite so “friendly” allies in and around Syria. His ability to say “everything and absolutely nothing” at the same time is...

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John Kerry Déjà Vu

Secretary of State John Kerry added to his public “embarrassments” as he was accused of “lying” when he “claimed” that he and Secretary of State Chuck Hagel had “opposed the president’s decision to go...

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White House Cockroaches

The Obama’s have a “cockroach” problem! But vermin is nothing new at the White House and “cockroaches” and “flies” aren’t the worst of it. It was just a “cockroach”, one of millions around the world,...

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Piers Morgan on Fire

The most “hated” man in Britain becomes the most “embarrassing” journalist in the US! Though Fox News now “dominates” the cable news ratings during “galvanizing” national events like the “Navy Yard”...

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Accidental Gay Sex

A touching water polo moment… After researching the homosexual “tendencies” of homosexuals, scientists have concluded that it’s a case of “mistaken” identity. Up to 85 percent of “homosexuals” engage...

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Naked Pick Up Guy

Norwegian YouTube personality Freddy Fairhair took his prank to the Frognerparken, aka “Vigeland’s park” in Oslo, Norway, where a “lifetime of work” by Gustav Vigeland exhibits dozens of “naked...

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Psychopaths in Charge

You’ll find them “literally” everywhere, not inside mental institutions, but “running” America into the ground. From the White House right down to the bottom of Congress, “psychopaths” are being used...

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Stuttering Idiot

See the “Stuttering Idiot” in action… More enunciating from our great “Stuttering Idiot”… And more of the But, I and Me “Stuttering Idiot”…

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I’ve Been Burned

In addition to saying “I” when he’s lying about his supposed accomplishments and “we” when he’s lying about his unequivocal failures, Obama has a bad habit of “forgetting” that there are other people...

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Global Obama Devotion

“In Global Obama Devotion (G.O.D.) We Trust” remixes the political and economical “hardships” Barack Obama has to overcome within various “religious” contexts. The 44th US president keeps...

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Canadian Culinary

It was a “busy” day for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford who started out “ranting” about oral sex, only to apologize for his “’graphic language” at another press conference held hours later. Earlier, the mayor...

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Caddyshack Gopher

President Obama recently played golf at the course where the movie “Caddyshack” was filmed. Clad in a blue polo shirt and tan slacks, he played an early afternoon round at Grande Oaks Golf Club in...

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Next Up, Immigration!

Some “good news” at last. The illegal immigrant crisis has been solved. Just a few years ago, it was estimated that 25 million “illegal” immigrants had “invaded” our country, drawn by free healthcare...

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Glitch Girls

The mysterious HealthCare.gov “Glitch Girl” has vanished without a “trace” in a shroud of mystery. I was just “admiring” her over the weekend as I “waited” to sign into the website. And now “she is...

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Ugly Washington D.C.

“Washington Is Hollywood For Ugly People” is a video animation that employs images from popular culture, political figures and imagery found in the internet. The piece adopts the form of “viral”...

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