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ObamaCars
If you “liked” ObamaCare, you’ll “love” ObamaCars! In an effort to “win” back the hearts of the American people, the White House today announced its “support” of the new “ObamaCars” program White...
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Homelessness
Families with children are facing stagnant incomes, if not unemployment and increased housing costs driving rents beyond their reach, thereby growing the number of homeless Americans in an increasingly...
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Family Outing Gone Wrong
Everyone looks dejected except Barry After an “exhausting” day of golf, Barack Obama took “time out” from his busy schedule and took the “royal” First Family to a basketball game between Oregon State...
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Got Insurance?
It seems the “costly” gift of the Affordable Care Act from our beloved President Obama is being “slandered and defamed!” ObamaCare is the most “magnanimous” entitlement bestowed to Americans that has...
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AllahCare.gov
Syrian rebel fighters linked with Al Qaeda have asked for “understanding and forgiveness” after mistakenly beheading one of their allies. In a video posted online, members of Islamic State of Iraq and...
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Two Face Healer
“Two Face” Obama played the “Healer-in-Chief” once the budget impasse ended with a victory for him. But that “self-serving” role came only after he had spent four weeks “reprising” his 2012 campaign...
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Male Chastity Devices
Male chastity devices – “yes, lockable sheaths that restrict you from touching yourself” – are apparently all the “rage” these days. There’s enough of a market that CB-X, the self-proclaimed “World...
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Make Me Climax
Anyone remember the game show “Make Me Laugh” in which comedians tried to make contestants “giggle” within a time limit? Well, this is a “Make Me Climax” variation: “A gay man tries to bring a straight...
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Happy Thanksgivukkah!
“Thanksgiving” and “Hanukkah” will fall on the “same day” this year which won’t happen “again” for another 79,000 years. It’s a turkey. It’s a menorah. It’s Thanksgivukkah! For many Jewish Americans,...
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Blessing of the Taxes
During Thanksgiving, Americans traditionally give thanks to the government for what it has distributed to them. All conscientious community members are required to experience (a) deep gratitude to the...
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ThanksObamaDay
Here are a few “important” reasons why I’m “thankful” for Barack Hussein Sotero Obama and his “minions” in Washington, D.C. 1) You will save annually $2500 with my free ObamaCare health plan. 2) New...
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New Freedom Act
When Congress “fails” to act, Joe “Mensa” Biden and I are going to act to ensure “Freedom” for all Americans. “It is the responsible thing to do.” President Obama declared in a press conference. “I am...
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Jackasses
It’s quite an “honor” when a sitting “jackass” president goes out of his way to call someone else a “jackass.” When asked which hip-hop artist he prefers—“Kanye or Jay-Z”— Obama offered up his...
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Unemployment
Two ways to count unemployment COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 7.8%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No,...
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Twelve Days of ObamaCare
The Twelve Days of ObamaCare (A non-sectarian holiday carol.) On the first day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us A website that crashed constantly! On the second day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us Two weeks...
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Mime Bubble
According to “inside” sources in the White House, it appears that President Obama was “unaware” of the problems with the “Affordable HealthCare Act” due to his imprisonment in an invisible “bubble”...
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Cuddle with Duddle
Benjamin Duddles, 41, dialed 911 around 4:20 AM to say that he wanted “a female removed from his bed,” adding that he was not sure “how she got into his apartment.” He subsequently “reported” that he...
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Short NFL Names
Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short Why Ben Roethlisberger likes to play at Giants Stadium
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Racist Food
Did you know that “eating” or even “talking” about a “peanut butter and jelly sandwich” is considered “racist?” That’s right. Apparently, it’s because people in some “cultures” don’t eat sandwich...
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Citizen Cloud
What if all your “personal” data and conversations were backed up online “forever and for free?” Maybe you’ve heard of the National Security Agency (NSA) within the US Government. The NSA “monitors”...
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