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Governing vs. Golf

The government of India is considered among the “worst” bureaucracies of Asia, “notorious” for government “inaction” and general “sloth.” New Prime Minister Narendra Modi is taking “aim” at changing...

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LGBT Muslims

A Jihad for Love (2007) was the first and only documentary featuring “queer” Muslims in Islamic countries. The film features the lives of two couples, an openly lesbian couple from Turkey, and an...

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LGBT Rights

The world is on fire. Libya is in chaos. Baghdad is about to fall to a new and toxic strain of Islamism. Syria is in civil war. Israeli teenagers have been kidnapped by terrorists. Russia is...

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Harvard Degree

In an interview First Lady Michelle Obama explained she used to struggle to feed her kids right even though she received an education from “Harvard and Princeton.” “Before coming to the White House, I...

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Complete Bullshit

Polish Leader declares Obama Administration to be “Complete Bullshit.” Poland’s Foreign Minister Radek Sikorski did not “mince” words when going into detail over his “view” of the Obama administration...

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Crack Pies

Crack Cocaine Pie. President Obama “yucked” it up while hosting a reception to observe “LGBT” pride month when he quipped that the “pies” in the White House were so good they must have “crack” in them....

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Plan B.O.

The Supreme Court has successfully “banned” women’s access to selective “birth control” contraception’s. Some of them are “no longer” available anywhere in America and cannot be purchased because of...

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Lois Lerner Sandwich

The Obama Administration has create a “delectable” sandwich called the “Lois Lerner” in honor of her “excellent” work done at the IRS headquarters in “deleting” all emails. The consensus was that the...

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Breasts & Sports Bra

Nearly one in five women say their breasts stop them participating in physical activity, according to new research. Physical “activity” levels are not influenced by “breast” size, which suggests they...

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Shameful Injustice

Ask anyone in the military what the names Apache, Black Hawk, Comanche, Cheyenne, Chinook, Kiowa, and Lakota mean to them, and they are likely to give you a stream of descriptive terms along the lines...

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Spontaneous Combustion

First came “Climate Change,” then “Global Warming,” then “Global Cooling,” then “Arctic Melting” and now the latest climate “threat” is heat strokes and spontaneous combustion. The old adage, “it’s...

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King of Shinola

“Casanova” Bill Clinton just can’t help himself. Asked about a rumor about his spending “splurge” during a visit to the Shinola watch factory in Detroit, Bill Clinton “chuckled” as he explained at the...

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Emotional Contagion

Have you ever wondered why you’re “happy” one day and then “sad” the next? Do your best friends make “you” want to laugh, or slit “your” throat? Have you just seen a “depressing” movie, or watched the...

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Make Some Noise

Wilfred Mashaya told Harare magistrate Barbara Masinire his wife’s silence during love-making had driven him to the “edge” and he now wants her “barred” from his house. “I had to give her a divorce...

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Porn Watchdogs

Have I got a “job” for you! More than 4,000 Chinese citizens have applied to be “porn watchdogs” or “sexual content appraisers” as Internet companies create new “jobs” to comply with a new government...

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Women Drivers

A “devoted” 34-year-old husband was hospitalized after being “struck” by the car driven by his 28-year-old wife while he was “teaching” her how to drive in “preparation” for an upcoming “driver’s”...

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Hard Work

President Barack Obama hard at work in the Oval Office. Upon learning of Joe “Mensa” Biden’s dire “financial” situation, President Obama called a press conference in support of  Biden’s “campaign” for...

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Reds In My Bed

Hat Tip: Reds In My Bed There’s a fat man who offers a change of scene Says he’ll guarantee my sheet will be clean When I get on the outside But who can you trust when the walls have ears I’m for...

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Diary of a Mad Diva

Joan Rivers, the 81-year-old comedienne, who is an ordained minister officiated an impromptu “gay marriage” ceremony during the signing of her mémoire “ Diary Of A Mad Diva” at a Barnes & Noble...

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Exaholics

It’s that point after a “breakup” when you’ve totally “tapped out” the support of your friends and family. You can’t stop “analyzing” that final voice mail your ex left and “refreshing” his Facebook...

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