The Supreme Court has successfully “banned” women’s access to selective “birth control” contraception’s.
Some of them are “no longer” available anywhere in America and cannot be purchased because of “individual” business owner’s religious beliefs.
Empty Drug Store shelves.
To save women from the “consequences” of their sexual appetities, and the “prejudice” of religious companies, President Obama has announced an “executive order” for government sponsored “birth control” options.
The President stated:
“Women of this country are between a rock and a hard place. The Supreme Court has obstructed women’s quest to have others pay for some of their birth control, so I have to act alone, without Congress.”
“That is why I have created a range of birth control options in a tiered system, to align with the existing ObamaCare plans: Gold, Silver and Bronze. ‘Plan B’ no longer exist, but now there are new options with ‘Plan B.O.’”
The benefits of each “Plan B.O.” tier are as follows:
- The Gold tier will consist of a hormonal implant that also doubles as a tracking device. Big Brother will always be looking over your shoulder, and into other places.
- The Silver tier gifts you with an unlimited supply of uterine evacuations (abortions.) No need for pesky pregnancies.
- The Bronze tier is a post-birth abortion. The government relieves you of the burden of keeping the child. The child is sent to Obama’s Common Core education camp and you never have to see them again.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid “promised” to try to restore the contraception coverage. “If the Supreme Court will not protect women’s access to health care, then Democrats will,” Reid said in a statement.
“We will continue to fight to preserve women’s access to contraceptive coverage and keep the Koch Brothers out of the examination room.”
Claim your Constitutional right to “Plan B.O.” today!
Looney “libs” compare the SOTUS “ruling” with Sharia Law.
Apparently, asking women to “pay” for their own “abortions” is tantamount to “stoning rape victims or honor killings.”
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