IRS Tax Help
IRS Commissioner Lois Lerner just “announced” how you can avoid paying any “taxes” and survive “tax audits” by the IRS. When confronted by the Auditors one must simply state: “I have lost my tax...
View ArticlePraying Nuns
A convent of “nuns” in suburban Chicago has filed a lawsuit against a neighbor, a “strip club” they say plays “throbbing music while the nuns try to pray.” The Sisters of St. Charles named “Club...
View ArticleBubble Boy
The restless president, who has compared himself to a “caged animal” on recent wanderings by declaring the “bear is loose,” took a long Father’s Day weekend away with his “wife and older daughter” in...
View ArticleObama Sucks
Hat Tip: Obama: World would be better had Bush NOT toppled Saddam Obama urged his “ardent” supporters to fight the racist tea-party-deniers’ campaign seeking to “discredit” Obama’s beyond dispute...
View ArticleSurrender the Emails
Hat Tip: Release Lerner’s Emails, Mr. President, For The Good Of The Republic Dear Mr. President, Your White House currently has, in its possession, “emails” to and from a woman named Lois Lerner....
View ArticleShiites & Sunni
Shiites to Sunni ISIS: “Bring it on as soon as possible, we have already dug your graves!” The Sunni “carnage” against Shiites and other “Muslim” minorities deemed “kuffars” for their “impure”...
View ArticleHonor & Distinction
Susan Rice: “Bergdahl Served with Honor and Distinction” Marion D.S. Dreyfus: “Bergdahl did serve with distinction; pity there’s no video.” “One man’s villain can be the same man’s hero five minutes...
View ArticleBlood Feud
Blood Feud: The Clintons vs. the Obamas In this highly anticipated follow-up to his blockbuster New York Times bestseller “The Amateur,” former New York Times Magazine editor-in-chief Edward Klein...
View ArticleChild Rape Victim
The child “rape” victim in Hillary Clinton’s 1975 “sexual abuse” case has finally broken her “silence” to The Daily Beast’s Josh Rogin. As a young lawyer in Arkansas, Clinton “defended” the accused...
View ArticleJudge, Jury and Executioner
Hat Tip: Pentagon Official: The Obama Drone Kill Memo Is Out And Libertarians Were Right — It’s Murder The White House memo used to justify “drone attacks” on U.S. citizens was released, and it...
View ArticleISIS Mocks Michelle Obama
Michelle Obama’s “#bringbackourgirls” tweet has become the “laughingstock” of the “Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham” (ISIS), the militant jihadist group terrorizing Iraq. Jihadists have allegedly...
View ArticleJihad By Sex
ISIS in Mosul Orders Unmarried Women to “Jihad By Sex” In a religious culture that demands women be “beaten or executed” for only looking at an “unrelated” male, ISIS Islamists in Mosul are ordering...
View ArticleRedskins Trademark
The U.S. Patent Office ruled that the Washington Redskins name is “disparaging of Native Americans” and federal “trademarks” for the name have to be canceled. The “2-1 ruling” came after a campaign to...
View ArticleJihadists Go for the Lulz
Hat Tip: Jihadists Go for the Lulz It wasn’t too long ago that the hacker group LulzSec rampaged through the internet. They appeared to be an unstoppable force. They were seemingly above the law. In...
View ArticleDemocrats vs. Muslim
Have you ever “wondered” why Democrats habitually “defend” Muslims? Dems want “homosexual” marriage, while Muslims want to “kill” all homosexuals. Dems don’t “believe” in God, while Muslims base all...
View ArticleMichael LaVaughn Robinson
Who is Michael LaVaughn Robinson? For years, it has been “speculated” about the reasons why Michelle Obama has a prominent, “bulging crotch, a manly face, muscular arms and an angry and aggressive...
View ArticleNot Born American
First Lady Michelle Obama reminded attendees of a “naturalization ceremony” that the Founding Fathers weren’t “born” in America. The ceremony for 50 new U.S. citizens was held at the National Archives...
View ArticlePoor Pauper
Vice President Joe “Mensa” Biden, a near-destitute “pauper” who describes himself as “the poorest man in Congress”, is reportedly considering “seeking” the Democratic Party’s presidential “nomination”...
View ArticleChill Out Moments
“In Honor of Dave Letterman’s Retirement” Chris Farley making his first appearance nothing short of fantastic. “Flying Super Dog suffers Facial Landing” In only 26 seconds this little buddy is truly...
View ArticleCaliphornia
Up to 20,000 “barefoot” Muslim “head bangers lifted their asses” to Allah on the field of “Angel’s” Stadium. Muslim “revisionists” claim they are celebrating Abraham’s “decision” not to sacrifice his...
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