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Hidden Racism
Progressive “racism” and how it “shapes” public policy. The Left has been “winning” over the Right by spreading “paranoia” among the “blacks” about the hidden “racist” motivation of conservatives and...
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Dick Insurance
Los Angeles based British porn star Keiran Lee, from Derby, has insured his “penis” for $1 million (£640,000) with “Lloyd’s of London.” Lee’s porn studio “Brazzers” took out the insurance policy in...
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A Trained Ape
During an appearance on Fox News’ “On the Record with Greta van Susteren” former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld “criticized” the White House for not securing a “status of forces agreement” with...
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You Are Just Too Stupid
Obama administration officials announced a “two week extension” in the deadline to enroll in “ObamaCare” or face a penalty defined as a tax. Asked about this “implementation delay” Sen. Harry Reid...
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Dutch are Racists
It is a well known “fact” that the Dutch are racist. At the conclusion of a joint news conference in the Netherlands with Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte, President Obama gestured and thanked the...
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Metugricuna
The acronym “METUGRICUNA” stands for “Millennials Emphasizing That Unlimited Government Renders Its Citizens Utterly Naked & Afraid.” Why are the Millennials naked and afraid in “ObamaCare” Land?...
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Michelle’s Path from Slavery
Speaking to a group of “awestruck” Chinese citizens, Michelle Obama recounted her “years of oppression” as a “victim of racism,” and how she “survived” the American “FEMA” camps. “There were laws in...
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Blessing of the Pope
President Obama took “time away” from his busy golfing schedule to “bless” the Pope in a ceremony which was attended by several “cardinals” and a drove of “pigeons.” Pope Francis’ meeting with Barack...
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Genius Revenge
A graphic designer who was “ripped off” by an Internet seller has turned to “Shakespeare” to get his Lulz. Edd Joseph, 24, was “furious” when he bought a PS3 games console for £80 (US$132) and the...
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No Sex for Divorcees
Massachusetts State Sen. Richard J. Ross (R) filed Senate Bill SB 787, on behalf of constituent Robert LeClair as a courtesy to him, for legislation to “prohibit” certain activities within the home...
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Atheist Holiday
An atheist became “incensed” over the preparation of “Easter and Passover” holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the “discrimination” inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations...
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Ideal Day
Research has found that men would divide their “Ideal Day” spending four hours and 19 minutes making “love,” three hours and 36 minutes “working,” with three hours and 22 minutes set aside for “seeing...
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Brain Dead Zombies
Yeah, that sounds about right: College Students in D.C. can’t name a single Senator. Students at the American University in Washington, D.C., our nation’s capital and the center of American “political...
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Swiss Spaghetti Harvest
A bumper “spaghetti” harvest in southern Switzerland brings “strands of joy” to Swiss farmers. The success of the crop was attributed to an unusually mild winter. “The spaghetti harvest here in...
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Chat Stopper
Social media’s great role is to bring people together so that everyone can be “one big happy family.” Fortunately, not “everyone” thinks that way. There are many apps that tell you “where your friends...
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M.I.A. Finger
The NFL has been “secretly” pursuing M.I.A. in “arbitration” in the aftermath of “Super Bowl XLVI” on February 5, 2012. During that event, watched by nearly 167 million TV households, the Sri Lankan...
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Boris Obamov
Crimean Prime Minister Sergey Aksyonov has rewarded Boris Obamov with a long overdue promotion to colonel. “We are going home. Crimea is in Russia,” Mr. Aksyonov said to the crowds of voters who were...
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Wet Dreams
Juan Manuel Santos, President of Colombia, was giving an important speech when a “wet patch” suddenly appeared on the “crotch” of his beige pants. The 62-year-old, who is not known to have any illness,...
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Mail Time Mantra
Forget “snow nor rain,” this Mailman was too lazy to deliver mail in any kind of weather. Ignoring his employer’s “reliability” mantra, Patrick Paskett, 24, a Long Island postal carrier “tossed” more...
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Obama Epitaphs
Epitaphs for the Obama presidency (1) Things are falling “apart” for Obama so fast (“freakout” is the current term showing up in even liberal outlets) that the measure of his presidency is already...
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