Los Angeles based British porn star Keiran Lee, from Derby, has insured his “penis” for $1 million (£640,000) with “Lloyd’s of London.”
Lee’s porn studio “Brazzers” took out the insurance policy in case the star “suffered” an injury, he explained, adding that the company would not “pay him if he were to lose his manhood.”
“I had to have a medical exam to make sure I was all fit and healthy,” Lee said.
“I don’t plan on losing my penis any time soon. The worst part is that if anything does ever happen, the money gets paid out to Frank Lipari, my boss.”
Lee has filmed around 800 scenes in his “porn” career, with about 600 stunts for the Brazzers brand.
Well this is just about the “cockiest” move I’ve ever seen. If you’re gonna parade around town with a “million dollar” cock, your “dick game” better be vicious.
You better be the “greatest porn star of all time.”
I mean the average Joe’s “dick” is probably worth like, what, 2500 bucks? If I got my dick “appraised” I wouldn’t get a “penny” over 500 dollars.
Between the “Irish Curse” and the years of “depreciation” I’d be lucky if they found any value in that “baby carrot” at all.
So if you’ve “convinced” some insurance company that your “schlong” is worth seven figures you better “bring the noise” when the cameras are rolling.
I would love to “watch” the insurance appraiser working on this guy’s policy. I’m sure part of it is just like the “number of movies” he stars in multiplied by the “amount of money” his movies earns proves he’s worth XYZ.
But you gotta think there’s gonna be some “physical” examination of the dick if you’re gonna “drop” a mil on it. Imagine some poor “pencil pusher” examining porn star dicks with one of those “monocle magnifying” glasses.
Inspecting the head and poking around the balls like some expert. “Ahh the curve here and the vein there combined with the size and tip make this a million dollar cock.”
What I would be “concerned” about is that this “dude” Frank Lipari might try “chopping” Keiran’s dick off to “collect” the cash.
