Crimean Prime Minister Sergey Aksyonov has rewarded Boris Obamov with a long overdue promotion to colonel.
“We are going home. Crimea is in Russia,” Mr. Aksyonov said to the crowds of voters who were “celebrating” their victory in Lenin Square.
In a recent tweet, Aksyonov acknowledged Colonel Boris Obamov’s “unique” role in Russia’s recent acquisition: ” After the successful campaign of handing over Crimea, Boris will be promoted to colonel?”
Colonel Boris Obamov (formerly US President)
Crimean Prime Minister Sergey Aksyonov was “promoting” Boris Obamov from his “previous” position as the KGB “saboteur” spy of Uzbek ethnicity, member of Putin’s “United Russia” party, who had been recruited by Vladimir Putin in 1981.
On the picture above he is “wearing” a KGB uniform with “three stars” on the epaulettes, meaning he was a “lieutenant” then.
The picture tweeted by Sergey Aksyonov clearly shows “two stripes and two stars across” which means Boris Obamov has been promoted to “lieutenant colonel.”
Boris Obamov is an “absolute” genius. Instead of doing “anything at all” regarding helping the Ukraine, which may anger someone, somewhere, now or in the future, Boris has once again, shown the world, he is the leader of all the people, by doing “absolutely nothing.”
Sheer Genius. One “World” under Boris Obamov. No more crazy “boundaries,” who needs those?
Personally, I feel he should be crowned the “Grand Prince” of Crimea, similar to former great “Kings” of the past. Oh great Obamov, you have shown the world what a “super progressive” truly looks like. Keep up the great work Boris!
Oh, I almost forgot, the severe “sanctions” he placed must really hurt.
How will these “sad” souls survive knowing the “Grand Prince” has deemed them “unworthy?”
There must be a lot of “weeping and gnashing” of teeth knowing they crossed Obamov’s “red line.”
What other type of “discipline” will Boris Obamov lay down on the next “poor” mortals who defies his “red line”?
