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Pissing Speech 01Juan Manuel Santos, President of Colombia, was giving an important speech when a “wet patch” suddenly appeared on the “crotch” of his beige pants.

The 62-year-old, who is not known to have any illness, continued with his speech, apparently oblivious to “wetting” his trousers during the launch of his re-election campaign.

As he continued his “fiery” address in the coastal city of Barranquilla, the wet patch “increased in size.”

Santos was elected President in 2010 and has since made his name as a “peacemaker,” stepping in to solve a “political crisis” in neighboring Venezuela as well as making efforts to end Colombia’s “own civil war.”

A graduate from the London School of Economics and Harvard, in 2012 he received the “Shalom Prize” for his commitment to peace.

A “liberal-conservative,” Santos will be looking to retain power when South America’s second biggest country goes to the ballot boxes on May 25th  to fight off competition from former Mayor of Bogota Clara López Obregón.

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