MSNBC has issued a formal statement informing American people that “Christianity” is an acceptable form of irrational belief due to its homoerotic elements.
Because “Christianity” teaches love, which is always expressed through “sexual intercourse” between one or more “sentient” beings, the Liberal Party finds that it is an approved form of “mental deviance.”
Michael Eric Dyson, a former Baptist minister who “renounced” the decadence of traditional “Protestantism” in favor of Progressivism and the “advancement” of all humanity, spoke at length about the homoeroticism of “men who love Jesus.”
By this, it is meant that a vast majority of males who “proclaim” love for Jesus are, in fact, repressing their “homosexual” tendencies and only find “release” for their suppressed sexuality through “carnal” desires for intercourse with the “mythological” figure of Jesus.
Dyson shared during his interview, that Christians are actually “covert” homosexuals who fear acting out on their “same-sex” attraction, as most Americans are due to centuries of “homophobia” from so-called religious leaders who are “enslaved” to the feudal era of religious teachings which “plague” Modern Man.
When one considers the Biblical “references” to Jesus’ body, and how the Church has always been “synonymous” with His body, then we see that there are “obvious” teachings about Jesus’ “sexuality” and how people are to “desire” His body and thus “intercourse” with Him.
Don’t worry, Progressive Christianity has room for women…
This is the “natural” impulse of humans that we see perfectly “described” in the Liberal Party’s teachings about “Dialectical Materialism” and its subsidiary, “Dialectical Sexuality.”
The former teaches that all phenomenon is explained through “physical laws and principles,” whereas Dialectical Sexuality teaches that all human activity is based on the “uncontrollable desire” for sex.
It is only by admitting that one desires “gay sex” that a Christian can truly be a “civilized” person and return to the “sanity” that only the Liberal Democratic Party can “offer” the American people.
By embracing your “homosexuality,” you will be quite comfortable in the loving “embrace” of the Liberal Party!
Dyson correctly “implied” that Christian’s in general are all covert “perverts” who need to grow beyond “archaic” ideas.
Michael Eric’s “explanation” goes much deeper as it means that the entire “Christian” belief has destroyed it’s high moral ground to oppose “gay sex, same sex marriage, bestiality, pedophilia, prostitution, and the euthanizing of sick and elderly” through the “ObamaCare” act, all of which, have been major “cornerstones” of all human rights that progressives continue to “believe and have fought” for.
Dyson’s interview implied that these “homoerotic” self-righteous Christians seemed to have defined their “outdated” belief system of Jesus based on some scriptures from “worn out old books” usually found in motel room drawers.
Yes, folks, it’s “true” that not only by admitting that one desires “gay sex” that Christians can truly be civilized, hopefully the day will finally come when members of the Liberal Party will be free to “smoke dope and have sex with their chosen species” in the safety of their front yard without “religious” complaints… but in loving “embrace.”
It just goes to show that as “progressives” we have been chosen to insist on “tolerance and diversity.”
To “love” Jesus is to desire His body! Christians, embrace your “homosexual” desires for Jesus!
Dyson Thinks You Could Be Gay If You Love Jesus
