The Twelve Days of ObamaCare
(A non-sectarian holiday carol.)
On the first day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us
A website that crashed constantly!
On the second day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us
Two weeks of typing and
A website that crashed constantly!
On the third day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us
Three times the premium,
Two weeks of typing and
A website that crashed constantly!
On the fourth day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us
Four times the deductible,
Three times the premium,
Two weeks of typing and
A website that crashed constantly!
On the fifth day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us
Five cancelled policies,
Four times the deductible,
Three times the premium,
Two weeks of typing and
A website that crashed constantly!
On the sixth day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us
Six unneeded coverages,
Five cancelled policies,
Four times the deductible,
Three times the premium,
Two weeks of typing and
A website that crashed constantly!
On the seventh day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us
Seven scammers to hack us,
Six unneeded coverages,
Five cancelled policies,
Four times the deductible,
Three times the premium,
Two weeks of typing and
A website that crashed constantly!
On the eighth day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us
Eight phone reps dithering,
Seven scammers to hack us,
Six unneeded coverages,
Five cancelled policies,
Four times the deductible,
Three times the premium,
Two weeks of typing and
A website that crashed constantly!
On the ninth day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us
Nine journolists bloviating,
Eight phone reps dithering,
Seven scammers to hack us,
Six unneeded coverages,
Five cancelled policies,
Four times the deductible,
Three times the premium,
Two weeks of typing and
A website that crashed constantly!
On the tenth day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us
Ten dems pols dodging,
Nine journalists bloviating,
Eight phone reps dithering,
Seven scammers to hack us,
Six unneeded coverages,
Five cancelled policies,
Four times the deductible,
Three times the premium,
Two weeks of typing and
A website that crashed constantly!
On the eleventh day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us
Eleven million regulations,
Ten dem pols dodging,
Nine journalists bloviating,
Eight phone reps dithering,
Seven scammers to hack us,
Six unneeded coverages,
Five cancelled policies,
Four times the deductible,
Three times the premium,
Two weeks of typing and
A website that crashed constantly!
On the twelfth day of ObamaCare, Barack gave us
Twelve thousand excuses,
Eleven million regulations,
Ten dems pols dodging,
Nine journalists bloviating,
Eight phone reps dithering,
Seven scammers to hack us,
Six unneeded coverages,
Five cancelled policies,
Four times the deductible,
Three times the premium,
Two weeks of typing and
A website that crashed constantly!
Please enjoy the “Holidays” and the impact of my “ObamaCare” health plan for America.
