Benjamin Duddles, 41, dialed 911 around 4:20 AM to say that he wanted “a female removed from his bed,” adding that he was not sure “how she got into his apartment.”
He subsequently “reported” that he had let the woman into his home and she “just went into his bed and fell asleep.”
The woman, Duddles complained, was “now snoring like a train and he wants her out.”
When officers arrived at Duddles’s Waukesha residence, he revealed they “drank together, had sexual relations and she fell asleep.”
When Duddles went to his bedroom and could not roust the snoring woman, “he called police,” according to the Waukesha Police Department report.
The unidentified woman was “found to be fine medically, just has sleep apnea.”
Cops advised Duddles that a “snoring” woman in his bed was not a “police” matter since he had “allowed” her into his home.
Duddles, who was not arrested, was “provided the comfort of his own living room couch for the evening” and directed to “work out the issue” in the morning.
It just doesn’t “pay” to cuddle with a “drunk” doddle when it sounds like a “steam train” is coming in to the station.
Good to know that Women also snore
Overheard on the street…
This is what happens when Americans are trained to depend on the Government for everything.
See what happens when you cuddle with a Duddle?
Bet he dialed 911 from his ObamaPhone
Next time do it at her place. Then you can leave at your convenience.
Democrat’s at their finest!
