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Perpetual Girlfriends

There’s not many women in the world who would “dump” Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, actor George Clooney but his last “girlfriend” Stacy Keibler has shown that perhaps the “dashing” actor isn’t...

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The Wiener Raises Again

In light of new scandals surrounding Anthony Weiner, better known throughout cyber space as “Carlos Danger”, who resigned in disgrace from the House of Representatives following a sexting scandal...

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Skinny Dipping

I am sure you’ve heard of some amusing and “creative scams” in your days, but here’s one that’s bound to bring a “smile” to your face. A couple in Tennessee went to their “neighbor’s” home, where the...

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Insider Threat Program

Government workers with “a lust for money and sex” could be potential “insider threats” to the government, according to the Obama administration. The Obama administration has quietly implemented the...

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Rock Stars

Dzhokhar “Jahar” Tsarnaev Rolling Stone magazine has appropriately “determined” that young Dzhokhar “Jahar” Tsarnaev is in fact a “Rock Star”, to be admired by all “teeny boppers” across the globe. The...

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Voter ID Hypocrisy

In light of the recent presidential pander-cation to Africa, it was timely to find the following link, from a simpatico, in my e-mail inbox: White House Pays $53 Million for Voter ID in Kenya While...

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Two Women

Here are two women, so different, yet so alike… I recently saw this picture of a woman “milking” a cow. Her name is Galina. In the old Soviet days she had “married” a promising government official,...

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Boat Launch

Safest way to launch your Personal Water Craft (PWC)

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Wonderlic Test

Colin Cowherd ESPN Radio ESPN Radio host Colin Cowherd ties low intelligence test score to NFL player arrests. At each year’s Scouting Combine, the NFL makes all of the top “draft prospects” sit down...

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Blowpaste Gel

Not quite for “teeth” and not really for “cleaning,” a recently debuted “personal” vegan and gluten-free “Oral Sex Gel” is bringing a whole new meaning to freshening up “blow jobs.” Unlike most “oral...

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Year Of The Boobs

If War was Good for Absolutely Nothin as Edwin Starr sang in 1969, then today one has to “admit” that the female mammary glands are “good for absolutely everything.” From “selling” concerts tickets to...

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Russian Vodka

It seems that in Obama’s very own hometown the gay bars are boycotting serving Russian Vodka. Oppressed Homosexuals are doing the “unthinkable”, and this time “outside” of their bedrooms, bathrooms,...

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Passwords

May we see your “passwords, please.” In its ongoing “progress” toward making the Internet “safer” and more “secure” for all Americans, the Obama administration and the Department of Justice today...

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Empress Hillary

Empress Hillary By: Stella Paul Hillary has already ordered the “diamond tiara and gold scepter” for her 2016 coronation, and a whole “village” of enslaved Chinese orphans is “weaving” her red carpet...

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Naked Run For Freedom

Members of the all-girl punk band “Pussy Riot” Nadezhda Tolokonnikova (C), Maria Alyokhina (R) and Yekaterina Samutsevich (L), sitting behind bars during a court hearing in Moscow. Do you remember the...

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Show Me Your Wiener

Anthony Weiner “probably” won’t send anybody else pics of his penis “documenting” himself, unless his marriage “runs” into more problems. These things “happen,” don’t they, guys? You have a “fight”...

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Memorable Moments

10 Things Women “Secretly” Thinking About Your Penis. What will be “running” through her mind the first time you “drop” trousers? We asked “real” women to share their most “memorable” first impression...

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Sexting Equality

In numerous polls taken by the opinion mainstream media, young women have a favorable opinion of Anthony Weiner by a factor of more than 78%. To them, Anthony (Carlos) Weiner is not only known as a...

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Exempt Me

Why Does Congress Want to Exempt Themselves From ObamaCare? In 2010, FactCheck.org, a project of the Annenberg Public Policy Center, attempted to “debunk” a rumor that the pending “ObamaCare”...

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Take Ten Pills and You’re Fine

GOT DRUGS? The D.E.A. is calling on Americans to “empty” their medicine chests and turn in their private “stash” of potentially dangerous pharmaceuticals. But what’s more American than...

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