Anthony Weiner “probably” won’t send anybody else pics of his penis “documenting” himself, unless his marriage “runs” into more problems.
These things “happen,” don’t they, guys?
You have a “fight” with your wife, you’re all “stressed” out, you take a “picture” of your peacock and “show” it to a 22-year-old girl you “searched” online.
We’ve all been there, right?
Anthony Weiner came up with an extraordinary excuse to explain why he went “back” to sexting penis pics after supposedly “kicking” the habit — “he was suffering from marital woes.”
In a startling e-mail letter sent to “rally” campaign supporters, Weiner said he sought hot-blooded female “consolation” on the Internet when he and his wife, Huma Abedin, hit a “rocky” patch in their relationship last summer.
At the time, Weiner had been “out” of Congress for a year, having resigned in “disgrace,” and was giving interviews with his wife at his side “claiming” he was cured.
Well, he “was” cured. He is! Now he just has, y’know, “relapses.” Whenever he feels like it.
My Wiener Size
Well, here is another “important” detail you may have “missed” in the PenisGate “frenzy:”
TheDirty.com editor Nik Richie described Weiner as a “sexual predator” who immediately “lured” young woman into online sex.
Slut Sydney Leathers
“Anthony Weiner was not good at phone sex,” said Richie, quoting slut Sydney Leathers. “He would orgasm in 30 seconds.”
Seems to me, this just “speaks” to his qualifications to be mayor. Anthony Weiner is a “problem-solver.” He doesn’t mess around.
Well, okay, he “does” mess around, but the point is that he “finds” out what the problem is and he handles it, “quickly and efficiently.”
And in this case, “literally.”
Which just proves he can “multitask!” Another mayoral “skill” set.
Why Americans should rally support for Anthony Weiner for Mayor of New York City!
Keep showing us your “Wiener.”
Update: “I’m not about to deny that’s my Johnson, it is, but I do deny sending photos of it to these women,” Weiner told reporters. Like most men, my penis definitely has a mind of its own, but I absolutely do not condone it sending photos of itself to anyone.
Update: Roger L. Simon on the Democratic Party’s war on women. Hey, it’s not like Anthony Weiner said he has binders full of women. Quit using Weiner’s minor indiscretions to cover for Romney’s misogyny, you tea baggers!
Update: Charlie Rangel feels really, really bad for Huma Abedin. Yeah, she’s in a bind. If she wants the money and the power, she has to stand by a guy who humiliates her over and over. But she’ll be okay. She learned a lot from Hillary.
Update: The Huma Unmentionables.
Update: The NYT says, “Many New York Women Are Baffled at Loyalty Shown by Weiner’s Wife.” That’s weird. Just last April, the NYT helped Weiner kick off his mayoral campaign with a ridiculous 8,500-word puff piece. Now they’re turning on him, just because he did what we all knew he was going to do? Shame on you, NYT!
Update: Weiner shrivels. In the polls, that is. Don’t worry, he’ll recover. He can always get it back up. Oh, and he was also perving out with at least two other women at the same time.
Update: When is it OK to sext a picture of your penis? Never, says sex columnist Josey Vogels. And the issue is one we should all be talking about, because it’s not going away, she adds.
Update: When Is It OK for Me to Send a Girl a Picture of My Penis? Our new sex columnist answers the crucial question Anthony Weiner (and every man) wishes he’d asked.
Update: Anthony Weiner offered lessons on proper penis etiquette He’s odds of becoming the next NYC mayor are shrinking faster than his schlong on ice.
