Ally of the Year
Posing on the cover of the latest “Out 100” issue as the publication’s “Ally of the Year,” Barack Hussein Obama has made “history” by becoming the first “gay” Muslim U.S. president on the cover of an...
View ArticleHillary Often Confused
After reviewing more than 35 pages of email from top Hillary Clinton “aide” Huma Abedin, Judicial Watch observes that Abedin “advised” a State Department staffer that it was “very important” to review...
View ArticleWhacker-In-Chief
President Obama has a “way” to satisfy his golf “whacking” any time he wants, “rain or shine.” In an interview with Bill Simmons for GQ, Barry admitted that he has a “virtual driving range” somewhere...
View ArticleEat, Drink and be Merry
It’s that time of year again when people “eat, drink and spend money” more than any other “time of the year.” It’s the time when evils like “exclusion, greed, acquisition, excess, family and...
View ArticleCulinary Revolution
Feminist blogger Zoe Stavri announced on social media that she used the fluids from her own vaginal yeast infection to bake a “loaf of bread.” The feminist, whose blog is called “Another Angry Woman,”...
View ArticleOffensive Bibles
The New America! Offensive Bibles! Guests “seeking” a Bible at Northern Illinois University‘s campus hotel now must call the “front desk” after a “horrified” women complained that the “sacred”...
View ArticleInvasion 2020
What if there “really” is a specific plan to “transform America into an Islamic nation by 2020?” The author of the new Christian suspense novel “Invasion 2020” answers that question and looks at what...
View ArticleSmartWater
SmartWater is “inspired” by the way mother “nature” makes water, known as the “hydrologic” cycle. Hillary Clinton “simulate” this process by vapor distilling “rain” water in her Chappaqua, NY home,...
View ArticleSafe Negro
I thought terms like “colored people” and “negro” were considered derogatory to blacks. And yet we “still” have organizations called “The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People”...
View ArticleGasoline Taxes Itemized
Chicago gas prices “highest” in the state as “prices” drop across U.S. Motorists filling up at Chicago “pumps” can expect to pay an additional $0.16 per gallon in Regional Transportation Authority,...
View ArticleChill Out Moments
“Sumo Wrestling” How big these fellas are, pretty impressive. “Zack The Golden Retriever Buys Ice Cream” The only thing missing was Zack getting to enjoy the frozen treat. “ISIS Prison Rescue” Helmet...
View ArticleStalking YouTubers
Palestinian Toddler requests “Machine Gun” to “Defeat Israel and the Zionists”… “Innocent Muslim child cries as filthy Jews steal his candy.” Daddy gave me a present, a machine gun and a rifle. When I...
View ArticleGrand Mufti of Chappaqua
Grand mufti of Chappaqua excommunicates millions of ISIS Muslims By Ed Straker Hillary Clinton, the “grand mufti” of Chappaqua, New York, “excommunicated” millions of Muslims who “support” ISIS and...
View ArticleNot a Day Care Center
This is Not a Day Care. It’s a University! This past week, I actually had a student come forward after a university “chapel” service and “complain” because he felt “victimized” by a sermon on the...
View ArticleChi-Raq
In an interview actress Angela Bassett suggested some Chicago “leaders” are having trouble with Spike Lee’s film “Chi-Raq” because they are embarrassed by the “gun” violence in their city. “Chi-Raq”...
View ArticleGreatest Love Letters
Engagement Proposal Dear Meredith, I just recently got engaged. My fiancée did not accept my proposal with great enthusiasm. She has only told immediate family of the engagement. She has not told any...
View Article2015 Climate Summit
President Barack Obama was met with what appeared to be the U.N.’s version of the Oscars’ “wrap-it-up” music at the 2015 Paris Climate Conference after he significantly “overran” his allotted time to...
View ArticleKris & Bruce Jenner
Kendall Jenner’s big “Victoria’s Secret” fashion show debut may be a “thing of the past,” but there is really a good “reason” to talk about it again. Yes, she powered through the “runway” in two...
View ArticleAmazing Disgrace
The British band “Coldplay” will feature a sample of Obama singing “Amazing Grace” in a song on its forthcoming album, “A Head Full of Dreams” says Chris Martin the band’s singer and former husband of...
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