Kendall Jenner’s big “Victoria’s Secret” fashion show debut may be a “thing of the past,” but there is really a good “reason” to talk about it again.
Yes, she powered through the “runway” in two gorgeous outfits, “camel toe” included, and then hit up the “after party” in the prettiest “half” bun,
But most importantly, she invited two “sextarians” to the show: “her parents.” But it was Bruce who “upstaged” Kris at the fashion show.
While they played “happy” family supporting Kendall making her “Angel” debut, I have to say Kris got “destroyed.”
That must “kill” her.
Everyone knows Kris is the “Head Bitch In Charge” (HBIC) so getting run “out of the building” by your former husband has to make her “blood” boil.
This was “really” no contest.
Kris’ dress looks like the place mat on the “breakfast table” at Christmas time while Bruce in his long-sleeved black dress let his artificial “side boob” all out.
Kris has those nana legs with “spider” veins while Bruce’s looked like they could “win” a decathlon tomorrow.
Hair? Bruce’s long, “wavy” hair all day.
The only place Bruce was “losing” are those hands which look like they were made to jerk off “pepper-shaker” style.
Guaranteed Kris went home, “drank” 10 bottles of Chardonnay and ripped the head’s off “bunnies” while she asked “Mirror, Mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all.”
You don’t take an “ass kicking” like that without needing to perform your well known, “I’m beauty and power personified” routine.
Can’t wait to see the first mature “trans” flick with Bruce.
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