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Purple Penguins
A new “Endangered Species” has evolved from the youngest of the finalists in the evolutionary pre-selected generation of the leaders of “Next Tuesday.” “Purple Penguins” are currently found only in...
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Lock Your Doors
The White House announced it would do what most homeowners practice to secure their property: “Lock the front door.” “After Friday night’s incident, when the door is not in use, it will be secured,”...
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Allah Hates ISIS
A Syrian Kurd woman, member of “Yekîneyên Parastina Gel” (YPG), The People’s Protection Units, who was fighting for her family was beheaded by a “Takfiri” terrorist of ISIS in Kobani. According to...
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Nudie Tees
Outlets selling “nude” lady golf tees, molded without a head or arms, have been criticized over claims they promote “violence against women.” The “Nudie Tees”, which cost around £3 for a pack of six,...
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Go with the Flow
The “Go with the Flow” campaign is the “brainchild” of students Debs Torr and Chris Dobson from the University of East Anglia (UEA) in Norwich. This new and progressive suggestion to “save” water...
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Wake Up Democrats
Apparently anticipating “problems” with a Democratic “turnout” on Election Day, Michelle Obama “seems to think” she knows what the issue is: “Democrat voters are ignorant and lazy.” The first lady was...
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Air Ebola Airlines
For the “first time” in his presidency, Barack Hussein Obama has “delivered” results that are “indisputably” positive. Now, that is truly “ObamaCaring.” Have you ever “wanted” to see what it feels...
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Enola Gay
Captain Van Kirk, left, who was known as “Dutch,” with Col. Paul W. Tibbets Jr., center, and Maj. Thomas W. Ferebee in 1945 after they flew the Enola Gay to Hiroshima to drop an atomic bomb. Theodore...
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Ebola Czar
Having previously “rejected” the idea of an “Ebola Czar,” President Obama appointed “fat” fraternity buddy and Democratic political hack Ron “Flounder” Klain to be the “Ebola Czar” to coordinate the...
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Pimping At the Polls
Presidential Love Triangle at the Polls: “Don’t touch my girlfriend.” How many times does a “Commander in Chief” get to act like a “Pimp?” If you’re President Obama, just about “any time.” As he stood...
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Happy Jihadists
Kurdish soldiers in Kobane claim he suffered a “premature” detonation. Too bad he won’t be able to “enjoy” his 72 virgins anymore. The Kurds agree… Wild Bill for America
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Businesses Create Jobs
Appearing at a Boston rally for Democrat gubernatorial candidate Martha Coakley Hillary Clinton told the crowd gathered at the Park Plaza Hotel not to listen to anybody who says that “businesses...
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Reyhaneh Jabbari
Reyhaneh Jabbari, the 26-year-old Iranian woman who was “hanged” by Iran’s regime’s henchman after 7 years imprisonment for murdering Morteza Abdolali Sarbandi, a former intelligence ministry worker...
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Double or Nothing
Hillary Clinton: I Didn’t Mean What I Very Clearly Said Hillary gave herself quite a 67th birthday present the other night when she said: “Don’t let anybody tell you that it’s corporations and...
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Voter Fraud
Many liberals are adamant there is no threat of voter fraud that justifies efforts to improve the “integrity” of elections. “There is no real concrete evidence of voter fraud,” tweeted Donna Brazile,...
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Black Mirror
NBA Hall of Famer Charles Barkley spoke “candidly” about the problems facing the “black community” when appearing on a Philadelphia radio station, accusing “unintelligent, brainwashed”...
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Lustful Pandas
Research scientists have filmed a panda pleasuring itself in front of a camera with a “bamboo shoot” in its other hand. Talk about “hedonism” because this panda knows “what’s up.” After “snacking” on...
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Happy Hilloween
October is the “birth” month of Hillary Clinton, our potential future “first” women American president. Hillary must “not” be criticized. If you do, it’s because you are a male “chauvinist pig or...
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Halloween 2014
President Obama’s Halloween Message White House, October 31, 2014 Dear Americans, This Halloween we are reminded of the hardship suffering by “Ebola” victims that has ravished our nation. Our hearts...
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Chill Out Moments
“Nothing is Impossible” He loves his wife and then ping pong. “The importance of Appearance” You don’t see any “handsome” homeless. “My Wallet Saved Me Again” Go in there, and find my wallet. Which one...
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