For the “first time” in his presidency, Barack Hussein Obama has “delivered” results that are “indisputably” positive.
Now, that is truly “ObamaCaring.”
Have you ever “wanted” to see what it feels like to have your body “consumed” by Ebola?
Have you ever wanted to “fly” right to the source of a “disease” outbreak, so you can “suffer” alongside the third world?
Have you ever thought, “It’s not fair that I don’t have Ebola just because of my lighter skin color!”
If so, “you’re in luck!”
You now can “fly” to west Africa on “Air Ebola” and “pre-infect” yourself!
Announcing the all new “Air Ebola” with “nonstop” flights to Liberia, Guinea and Sierra Leone from “multiple” cities in America.
“Air Ebola” is not “just” the name of a new Airline. Ebola particles are actually “floating” through the air on the plane, “deposited” by previous Ebola tourists.
You can “quadruple” your chances of becoming “infected” by flying “Air Ebola.” No cleaning crews are hired by “Air Ebola” so the plane is always “extra” contagious.
Experience the following “social” platitudes while flying “Air Ebola:”
- Celebrate Ebola equality!
- Ebola Without Borders: Support free and open spread of pestilence!
- Practice Ebola Tolerance: America’s Ebola is no better than anyone else’s!
- Ebola Amnesty: America should get Ebola too!
- Ebola for All: Now whites can also suffer!
- No Justice, No Cure! Ebola as slavery revenge!
- Insurance coverage under “ObolaCare”
The “cost” of the flight to “catch” Ebola includes an extra fee for “carbon” offsets to negate the effect of “global warming” caused by your “desire” to fly to Africa.
Not only can you catch Ebola to “avenge” slavery, but you can “support” the global environment, all at once.
“Air Ebola” promotes “spread” of the disease so more people can “expire” quickly. The “existence” of fewer people will result in less carbon emissions for the planet.
“Air Ebola” is the official airline of the “Democratic National Committee” (DNC). Vote Democrat to “increase” the spread of Ebola!
Use the hashtag “#Dems4Ebola” to show your support!
Any privileged “white” American can “sacrifice” themselves for the “original” sin of slavery by flying straight to the “source” of the outbreak.
Meander with the “locals,” hang out at the “hospital,” and get “sneezed” on by an “Ebola” victim.
Once “infected,” you are free to “fly back to America” and bring the “disease” to your privileged family.
Just “tell” Customs Agents that you “have” a fever.
All airports will have lie detectors to stop people from “lying” about whether they’ve come in “contact” with Ebola.
It is what President Obama has “ordered” the TSA to do in his effort to “decimate” America’s population.
