Research scientists have filmed a panda pleasuring itself in front of a camera with a “bamboo shoot” in its other hand.
Talk about “hedonism” because this panda knows “what’s up.”
After “snacking” on some bamboo for lunch, he looks around, finds “himself” alone, and decides to have a “quick” wank.
Little does he “suspect” that the researchers at WWF are “spying” on him for “science” sake!
Eating and Masturbating? That’s a whole new level in the “panda-stratosphere.”
The panda’s “diet” of bamboo may have something to do with it. It’s so low in “nutrients” that the animals are generally “lethargic” and have to spend up to “12 hours a day” eating just to sustain themselves.
This leaves “little” time for anything else, including “finding” a mate.
Combined with “dwindling” habitats, fragmented panda “populations” and a very short “mating season,” where females are only a couple of “days per year” in the mood, makes it difficult for pandas to “reproduce.”
Perfect “song” to go with the video. Being “watched” by the public “all day long” for years you obviously “lose” some modesty.
This explains why pandas seem to be “indulging” in some “self-gratification.”
There’s no date cheaper than a date with yourself!
Pandas are “just” like us! Have a few “minutes” to yourself. Sitting around the house with “nothing” to do?
Take a little trip to “solo pound” while watching a “porno” flick and you’re all set.
Show me a single guy on “planet” earth who says they haven’t “been there” and I’ll show you a “liar.”
Poor panda just had “lunch,” is a little “bored,” and felt like“jizzing” for a second.
Can we not “give” him a minute of “alone” time? Is that “too much” to ask for?
If anything this video makes me “dislike” scientists for “intruding” on Pandas.
Can you “imagine” what this Panda must be “thinking” when he finds out his “Orgasm Face” is all over the Internet?
