Thinking about sneaking a “Big Gulp” while Mayor Bloomberg isn’t looking?
Not “fond” of the New York Police Department (NYPD) “finest?”
You might want to be a little more “careful” in the great state of New York, due to a bill just “passed” by the New York Senate which will make it a crime to annoy a police officer of the law.
If passed by the Assembly and signed by the governor, you’ll want to be sure to always wear your “happy face” when you see that “police cruiser” in the neighborhood.
It doesn’t take much to “annoy” one of New York’s finest!
For far too long we have labored under the “tyranny of logic” in our laws that “require” actual proof of injury, proof of damage being done, proof of some actual objective harm done.
Not a one of them ever considered our “feelings!”
This is a “bold” step forward in our “judicial” system.
Now we finally will have a law that is based entirely on the subjective “emotional” state of the person tasked with enforcing the law.
Can you imagine the “swift” hand of justice demonstrated in the “court” transcripts?
Prosecuting Attorney: Officer Jackboot, do you have any actual proof that the defendant annoyed you?
Officer Jackboot: Yes. I was leaning against a railing trying to enjoy just a couple of minutes of “me” time with a cup of coffee and a cheese Danish when this human pimp–
Defense Attorney: Objection!
Judge: Overruled. Witness is describing his emotional reaction. Witness may continue.
Officer Jackboot: Thanks, Yeronner. Anyway, like I was saying, I was standing there minding my own business when this jerk come staggering up to me with blood running down his face, yelling that he had just been mugged.
Prosecuting Attorney: Were your coffee and Danish clearly visible at this time?
Officer Jackboot: I’ll say! This sack of dog crap–
Defense Attorney: Objection!!
Judge: Overruled. Proceed with your testimony, officer.
Officer Jackboot: Like I was saying, yeah he had to be able to see it, because he dripped blood on my Danish when he staggered too close into my personal space.
Prosecuting Attorney: And you found this annoying?
Officer Jackboot: Yes. All I was trying to do was eat my Danish in peace and this weasel–
Defense Attorney: OBJECTION!
Officer Jackboot (pointing at Defense Attorney): “Y’know pal, you’re starting to annoy me…”
There surely must be an “amendment” protecting the rights of Occupy heroes when they choose to “defecate” on New York’s finest squad cars.
Can’t we get a “law” like that for Obama?
He’s “annoying” me every day…
