The Obama Administration “confirmed” today that the president takes a “personal” interest in the “computer issues” and “private life” affairs of his “fellow” Americans.
According to insiders Obama frequently “oversees” a team of experts at his informal “Help Desk” in the Situation Room to personally assist them, often “without” the public ever being “aware” of the “lawless” intrusion.
Ever jovial “spokes barker” Jay Carney “assured” members of the press that, even though their “computers” may occasionally “act a bit” strangely, there’s no need to “worry,” as the president and his “cracker” team have everything under “control,” including the personal “privacy” of the “citizens” they’re helping.
Carney went on to “state” that many people in our democracy have been “helped” out by the president and his “snooping” cohorts over the last few years.
“Somebody’s got to keep an eye on the people’s computers, you know, to help keep the anti-virus updated and the disk defragged and such.”
Several members of the Associated Press “breathed” an audible sigh of relief, knowing that not only their “phones” but also their “computers” are so tirelessly “cared” for by our “ever” present federal government.
The “look” on Obama’s face as he is “giving” strategic direction is truly “awe inspiring.”
I get a good “tingle” in my leg just looking at this photo “imagining” what media and citizen “intrusions” are being “ordered” next.
Yes, “sleazy” Obama who knows “nothing,” and never did, and isn’t “even” aware that there “isn’t/wasn’t” anything to know.
Although he sure would be “pissed” off if somebody “didn’t” tell him about any of the “stuff” that supposedly never happened!
Yes America, our glorious President mans the “Help Desk” for his fellow Americans, always checking into their “computers, emails, phone records, Facebook accounts and tax records” just to see if he can “lend” a helping hand.
It’s amazing! Simply amazing.
Without Obama, the “miracle” worker, co-starring with the IRS, the DOJ, the EPA, and many other government agencies “too numerous” to name we all would be a “blind, deaf and dumb” society who can’t do anything without the “Help Desk” spying machine.
But thanks to the “benevolence” and computing “prowness” of Obama and the many world-wide Google server “help centers” we can rest assured being “safe” from government “intrusions, harassment, intimidation, or prosecution” should we happen to “disagree” or have a “different” opinion than the Obama machine.
As scandal atop scandal now “swamping” the White House, the press is “forced” to report some of the “unethical” aspects of the Obama administration’s “deliberate” disregard and “callous” pattern to circumvent the “rule of law.”
And that leaves “reporters” and the mainstream “media” in a quandry, as Miller explained to Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly.
“Let’s face facts. The American media is in an abusive relationship with Obama. They don’t quite know what to do…. Now, they might take a little thing here, a little respite and say, “Hey, what’s happening with Obama?” But they’re all going to cave in on that. You know, but they have to do it a little. They have to just express some exasperation.”
Help Desk
It’s not that the press isn’t “free,” it’s that they have “voluntarily” given up their independence.
They “signed” up to be Obama’s “propaganda” organs for “legalized corruption, corporate shake downs, wholesale theft and unionized thuggery.”
In that sense there’s “nothing” new to see here beside “phone tapping, press manipulation, IRS unleashing and Benghazi lawlessness.”
The particular “nature” of the current scandals, featuring “cover-ups and abuses of power,” are having a dramatic “effect” on how “voters” see the Obama administration’s and Federal Government.
68% believe the government is “out of control” and acting in a way that “threatens” civil liberties. Only 26% of voters report they “don’t” feel this way.
Even a “plurality” of Democrats, 47-45, say the government is “out of control.”
These are no “ordinary” scandals and their “consequences” for Obama and the Democrats are only “beginning” to be felt.
People woke up and they caught me red handed
Tearin’ up the USA
Picture this, it was Saul Alinsky
Taught me what to do and say
How could I forget that all those
Tea Partyers were there
All that time the IRS was
Givin’ them an awful scare
But they caught me on Benghazi… It wasn’t me
Saw me lyin’ on the TV… It wasn’t me
I even lied about the health care… It wasn’t me
They even caught me on camera… It wasn’t me
They saw me playin’ on the golf course… It wasn’t me
Heard me lie about Osama… It wasn’t me
I lied in both of my campaigns… It wasn’t me
Hey I’m a king – I’m sleazy Obama
People woke up and they caught me red handed
Lyin’ most every day
Picture this, I’m a full-fledged commie
Tearin’ up the USA
How could I forget that people
Might even get a clue
That they might see through the BS
Even figure out what’s true
But they caught me on Benghazi… It wasn’t me
Saw me lyin’ on the TV… It wasn’t me
They even caught me on camera… It wasn’t me
I even lied about the AP… It wasn’t me
They saw me playin’ on the golf course… It wasn’t me
Heard me lie about Osama… It wasn’t me
I lied in both of my campaigns… It wasn’t me
Hey I’m a king – I’m sleazy Obama
