Burger King Announces “The Moochelle”
Burger King is pleased to announce the official debut of an eating device named “The Moochelle” to honor First Lady Michelle Obama!
The hands free holder “The Moochelle” endorsed by none other than Anthony Weiner will soon be “available” at all Burger King franchises!
As can be seen by the advertisement, “The Moochelle” is fast becoming the popular way to “stuff” your face and it works “just as well” on lobster and tamales as it does with burgers!
Get yours today, and 95% of the proceeds will go to “re-elect” President Barack Hussein Obama for a “third” term!
Not to mention Eric Holder, whose “hands are free” about everything from “Fast and Furious to the IRS!”
Of course, the “hands free” single-simulated-meat-ration-holder is “only” for the 99% masses.
Moochelle has long “had” her own personalized hands free “feeding” trough.
May I suggest that Burger King “pony” up the royalties Her Highness deserves for the “splendid” new idea of chomping “down” on food “hands free.”
