Airhead Marie Harf
No, this is not a “headline” from the Onion, but rather the stark “reality” of the parallel universe the once “hard-edge” Fox News has slowly “descended” into. Former State Department spokeswoman...
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In a shocking “move” President Trump is set to declare May 1st global “Red Holocaust“ memorial day, remembering the 100 million or so murdered by the “Communists, Socialists and Democrats.” Russia’s...
View ArticleIllegal Aliens
How to Report Illegal Aliens Under federal law, any non-U.S. citizen is an alien. Aliens who have “entered” the United States without “permission,” or who have “violated” the terms of their admission,...
View ArticleNike Pro Hijab
Sports clothing manufacturer Nike is “introducing” a new line of Muslim friendly “sportswear” which will include a “hijab” head covering featuring the Nike “swoosh” brand logo. The new “Nike Pro...
View ArticleMake Five Babies
Turkish President Recep Erdoğan has “urged” all Turks living in Europe to have at least five children, saying they are the “future” of the continent and that it would be the “best” response to the...
View ArticleSwamp Snakes
Anyone who “doubts” whether Reince Priebus is on the side of the “American” people or if he truly is in bed with Paul Ryan, as many believe, should watch his “behavior” in the immediate aftermath of...
View ArticleSnake Angela Merkel
German Chancellor Angela Merkel has been “preparing” for her U.S. visit for months. She’s left no “stone” unturned studying and formulating an “effective” game plan for her “inaugural” meeting with...
View ArticleMarching, Blood, Death
As we all know, if Hillary had won, sleazy Loretta Lynch was likely to have been able to “retain” her role as Attorney General. Many speculate that a “deal” was struck in her completely...
View ArticleIranian Gender Equality
An Iranian woman walks past a giant poster showing supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (R) and the founder of Iran’s Islamic Republic, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini (L). Feminists will be “thrilled”...
View ArticleOut Of The Woods
Why was Hillary Clinton in the woods? Here are some of the leading “theories” floating around the Internet. She was filming an episode of “Naked, Unafraid, and Drunk” in the woods. Bill told her to...
View ArticleChill Out Moments
“Happy 69th Birthday” To The Greatest Hockey Player Ever. “STD’s Never Get Old” Rap Doctor Teaches Old People About STD’s. “Chinese Zookeeper “ “Pandas” “Swimsuit Calendar” Fashion or Soft Porn?...
View ArticleBrexit Article 50 Letter
Theresa May has officially delivered “Brexit Article 50 Letter” informing the “European Council” of Britain’s intention to “leave” the European Union. On 23 June last year, the people of the United...
View ArticleThe Earth is Flat
Dr. Shaquille O’Neal is no longer a “professional” basketball player, he’s a pod-caster. That means he has “unlimited” opportunities to stick his “size 22 foot“ in his mouth. On the latest episode, he...
View ArticleI AM BOXING
Conor McGregor tells Boxing Media “I am Boxing” and promises to “shock” the world. “Watch me take over boxing. Trust me on that. No one in this boxing game knows what’s coming. Trust me on that, when...
View ArticleStalking them YouTubers
Obama Admin “Surveillance” On Pres Trump… ————————————————————————————————————————— DAVID MOYSE ATTORNEY FULL ONE-ON-ONE EXPLOSIVE INTERVIEW WITH TUCKER CARLSON (3/23/2017)...
View ArticleWeekly Muslim Invader Updates
Mar 30 2017 The wearing of Muslim supremacist headbags (hijabs) is being pushed on Canadian little girls who aren’t Muslims. It’s one thing if oppressed Muslim women are forced by men to wear a...
View ArticleWar Porn
“Bismillah al-Rahman al-Rahim.” In the Name of “Allah,” Most Gracious, Most Merciful, All Knowing, Omnipotent Deity. All “thanks and praise” are due to Allah, and “peace and blessings” be upon His...
View ArticleMcDonald’s Butt Hurt
A “hacker” used McDonald’s corporate twitter account to “attack” President Donald Trump in an extremely “derogatory” tweet. The “tweet,” which was sent out to the 151,000 “corpulent” followers of the...
View ArticleYawning Fellatio
Corpulent and “filthy” mouth Libtard Amy Schumer “confessed” in a recent interview that she “caught” her boyfriend Ben Hanisch “yawning” while she treated him to a “blow job.” The 35-year-old and her...
View ArticleFrom Russia With Love
During a press conference, Russian Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Maria Zakharova dropped a “bombshell” that her country has “damaging” information the Obama administration “asked” them to “keep...
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