German Chancellor Angela Merkel has been “preparing” for her U.S. visit for months. She’s left no “stone” unturned studying and formulating an “effective” game plan for her “inaugural” meeting with “The Donald.”
She “grilled” Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau just a few days after his “trip“ to DC. She wanted to “know” everything. She’s been “dissecting” all of Trump’s speeches, statements, interviews, everything.
She’s even been studying “Playboy” for this occasion.
“Merkel studied Trump’s past comments in ‘Playboy’ magazine ahead of her visit, policy expert says https://t.co/1Kvw71lQkJ” — CNBC (@CNBC) March 17, 2017
Finally she shows up, “plops” down in the Oval Office for a “photo op,” and asks for a “handshake” from President Trump.
But “The Donald” won’t even look at her.
President Trump’s “comments” during the joint press conference were equally “brilliant” and his “timing and delivery” spot on when heard in the full “context” of the question.
A German reporter asked President Trump two questions, the first being, “Government officials in London today rejected White House claims that the alleged wiretapping on you, on Trump Tower, on the Trump organization or on members of your campaign, was, that British Intelligence was either responsible for it or involved it in.”
Trump Defends Wiretapping Claims
President Trump replied with an “honest” statement, “We said nothing. All we did was quote a very talented legal mind who was the one responsible for saying that on television. I didn’t make an opinion on it. That was a statement made by a very talented lawyer and former NJ Superior Court Judge on Fox. And so you shouldn’t be talking to me, you should be talking to Fox.”
As Merkel looks on the reporter asks, “Are there from time to time tweets that you regret?” President Trump responds “immediately,” almost before another word is “uttered” in the question, “Very seldom. Very seldom, probably wouldn’t be here right now without the tweets, but very seldom.”
He continues, “I have a tremendous group of people that listen and I can get around the media when the media doesn’t tell the truth, so I like that. As far as wiretapping, I guess, by, you know, this past administration, at least we have something in common perhaps,” pointing with an open hand over towards Chancellor Merkel.
The line was delivered “perfectly,” with the same “precision” timing that Johnny Carson used to “deliver” his lines, “waiting” for people in the audience to “catch up” to the joke. It was “funny” and the expression “on his face” matched perfectly. He was “Carnac,” without the envelope or the chair cushion turned “turban” on his head.
The “liberal” propagandists attempted to “portray” this as being an “awkward” moment. That’s the “humor” that was lost on them in their “fury” to find something “nefarious” in everything Trump does.
Merkel, perhaps not “catching” the translation or in “awe” of the American newcomer, “shuffled” her papers with a “did he just say what I think he said,” look on her face. Yes, he “did” Chancellor. Our President goes “off script,” that’s how he gets “things” done. You’ll get “used” to it.
He is not like your “Macarena” boy Barack Obama.
Germany is in total “unrest.” Women are being “raped and killed” by Muslim immigrants. Merkel is being “threatened” by her opposition party as being “out of touch” with the German people.
What “does” she do? She continues with her “insane” immigration policy without “screening or vetting.”
Angela Merkel is “viewed” today by most Germans as the person “primarily” responsible for killing their “heritage, culture, and people” by knowingly importing non-refugee “refugees,” able-bodied young Muslim men, not women and children, who are “wreaking havoc” everywhere.
Merkel is like the “the snake charmer” who is as “venomous” as the snakes she’s “brought” into Germany who are “finishing” the job Hitler started.
The lyrics to the 1968 song, “The Snake,” sung by Al Wilson, best “describes” Germany’s “self-destruction.”
Here is President Trump “reciting” the lyrics of the inspired Aesop’s Fable of “The Farmer and the Viper” in reference to the “alleged” dangers of allowing “unvetted” Syrian refugees to enter the United States and the “Islamification” of the European Union.
On her way to work one morning
Down the path alongside the lake
A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
“Poor thing,” she cried, “I’ll take you in and I’ll take care of you”
“Take me in tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake.
She wrapped him all cozy in a comforter of silk
And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk
She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she’d taken to had been revived
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake.
She clutched him to her bosom, “You’re so beautiful,” she cried
“But if I hadn’t brought you in by now you might have died”
She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake
“I saved you,” cried the woman
“And you’ve bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I’m going to die”
“Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
Angela Merkel’s Lewd Bikini Snake Dance in Greece…
Unless “removed” from power “Snake” Angela Merkel will “destroy” the Western World!
She is a Nazi in reverse. She has her own “ethnic” group she wishes to “exterminate” and that happens to be the “Germans.”
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