The “Personal Umbrella Handler” (PUH) has made a triumphant return in the Rose Garden at the White House during a “joint” news conference with Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan.
When it started “drizzling” Obama called in the Marines which made the “ultimate” sacrifice to hold Obama’s “umbrella” to keep him from getting wet, even as it was “breaching” Marine umbrella protocol.
The U.S. Marine Corps (pronounced “corpse”) are a “highly” trained and “specialized” branch of the “armed” forces.
While their “skill” set largely consists of “fighting” dangerous battles in “desert” war zones, they can also be “versatile” enough to hold any “executive’s” umbrella in a garden.
Watching the video will cause “regular” Americans to experience “mild nausea” listening to the “stuttering” and “inane” blithering.
Wondering what happened to Obama’s “teleprompter”…
It is best to leave these things to the professionals…
An old Muslim custom. Never let the umbrella pass under the gate.
Our president’s love for “Dumbrella’s” was clearly demonstrated in action when he “banged” his huge “umbrella-built-for-two” with a resounding “clang” against an overhead bar on a “gate” as he and first lady “toured” the Columbia Parc Apartment Development in New Orleans, Louisiana.
Now I know quite well that “virtually” everyone has had a “moment” like this where your “brain” takes a couple of seconds to “engage” and you look like a “fool.”
And yet Obama’s “incompetent” handling of an umbrella in the rain and the “disapproving” glance of Moochelle is “worth” a thousand pictures.
The noise so “startled” Michelle that she “instinctively” ducked down.
From the “body” language and “woeful” facial expression she seems less than “confident” that her husband will “navigate” this particular difficult obstacle without “smacking” her on the noggin.
Michelle “appears” to be giving Obama that “look” wives reserve for “husbands” when they’ve got “themselves” in yet another mess, while Barry tries to “laugh it off” as he always does when he makes a “pathetic” goof in public.
The longer you “look” at the photo one must “wonder” is this the “man” Americans have given their “trust” to run “their” country.
Is this where the “gate” meets the “dumbrella” in his presidency?
The Queen holds her own umbrella while a Marine is holding it for the King
Overheard on the street…
The Secret Service had to “help” Obama negotiate the “complicated” situation of passing through a “gate” with an umbrella.
While Michelle looked “tense” she didn’t understand when her husband said “Michelle, you’ll have to go on without me.”
What do you “mean” Michelle replied, “You dumb ass, why don’t climb over the fence!”
The building “maintenance” workers were heard “howling” with laughter in the background.
Later she was overheard saying, “I’ll bet that gate was supported by a right-wing structure. That explains why it is working to block my husband’s progress.”
