Amazon surprised everyone when it introduced its “voice-controlled” speaker, called Echo.
Like “Siri” or Google “Now,” Amazon Echo can “answer questions, play music, create alarms and reminders, and give you information about the news or the weather.”
And it’s all “hands-free,” so you can address the Echo from “anywhere” in the room and it can “hear” your requests.
Of course, people “quickly” started having fun with Amazon’s new “futuristic” toy.
Most notably, YouTube user Barry Mannifold made a few “modifications” to Amazon’s introductory video and shared his “work” with the Internet community.
It quickly “racked” up 1.2 million views in less “than a day” on the Web.
The video is “actually” quite brilliant. Mind you, Mannifold’s “parody” includes one word that’s “NSFW,” so if you have young “kids or coworkers” around, maybe “throw” on a pair of headphones.
Well that’s “all” folks. 5,000 years of “collective” knowledge to “phase” out humanity.
Here is what Amazon “Echo” didn’t tell you…
A “Black” guy, a “Prostitute” and a “Jew” walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to “discuss” their sex lives.
The “Black” guy says “Man I get all the sex I want, I’m the only black guy in this town and all these woman want a piece of me!”
The “Prostitute” responds with “You think you get a lot of sex!? I get paid for it. Every day I get endless amounts of sex and I don’t even have to leave the house for it!”
The “Jew”, quiet up to this points puts down his beer. “You guys think you get to screw a lot of people? I work for Goldman Sachs…”
