A “home” has always been at the center of the “American” dream.
Stable housing is the “foundation” upon which everything else in a family’s life is built — “without a safe, affordable place to live, it is much tougher to maintain good health, get a good education or reach your full potential.”
Under the “leadership” of the Obama Administration, the U.S. Interagency Council on Homelessness released the first federal “strategic plan” to end homelessness.
Harnessing the talents and resources of 19 different federal agencies, “ObamaHomes” provides a road map for “ending” chronic homelessness by 2015 and homelessness among “families, youth, and children” by 2020, while setting the country on a path to “eradicate” all types of homelessness.
The Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) “partnered” with the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) to establish “joint” goals and monitor “progress” in the fight to end homelessness.
Due to this partnership, “HUD and the VA” has reduced “homelessness” by 18 percent in the last two years.
Now a luxury home can also be yours. “Housing is a Human Right”according to the White House.
No longer are you “banished” to the unsightly and “embarrassing” urban block tenement housing that was previously available only under the “Home Protection and Affordability Act” for “ObamaHomes” applicants.
President Obama now has made it “possible” for all of his supporters to have their “dream” homes, without “paying” a dime!
Upscale “ObamaHomes” are now available to anyone who wants to live “rent-free” in ultimate extravagance, on the “backs” of the 99 percenters.
That means that no matter how we “reform” the nation’s housing, we will keep this “promise” to the American people:
“If you like your home, you will be able to keep your home, period. If you like where you live, you’ll be able to live where you like to live, period. No one will take it away, no matter what.”
President Obama has signed an “executive” order, his 3,421st, allowing anyone in a “protected” class to “find” a luxury home or “remain” in a luxury home “without” paying.
Free “ObamaHomes” are sprouting up in “neighborhoods” everywhere:
Queens, NY
Detroit, MI
Boca Raton, FL
Las Vegas, NV
Seattle, WA
This new “trend” of the disenfranchised claiming their free “ObamaHome” is being documented by a new magazine, “Squatter Homes and Gardens.”
The most recent issue features a “pictorial” story on Phyllis Peterson’s malady:
Phyllis Peterson, a black career criminal who has been “arrested” over 60 times, was evicted from her $500,000 home after a “bank” foreclosure. Phyllis “refused” leave the property, citing her “ObamaHome” a civil right to “live” rent-free. The judge “agreed and allowed” her to stay there, with her “two” criminal sons, for “five years without paying.”
The neighbors “complained” that Phyllis’ menacing “presence” brought down the surrounding “property” values, and that the existence of her “sex-offender” son was a “danger” to neighborhood children.
The neighbors were clearly “racists” who just want to keep their neighborhood “white.”
Eventually, a “KKK” affiliated judge took over the case and “evicted” Phyllis from the home, but she is planning to fight these “discriminatory” eviction practices.
Phyllis “insists” that even though she has money to pay a “lawyer,” she has no money for “mortgage” payments, and claims Obama “promised” she could “keep” the home.
Anyone who questions this is a “racist” tea bagger.
Additional stories “covered” by the magazine include how to obtain “ObamaHomes” and free, subsidized “design and re-modeling” services.
These services are “available” to all protected classes “claiming” their free “ObamaHomes.”
The White House has published a “helpful” guide to claiming your very own “ObamaHome”. Simply follow these steps:
1) Find a house you want.
2) Create a fake deed.
3) Have the deed mailed via USPS to the physical location address.
4) Steal it out of the mailbox.
5) Wait until homeowners leave for work. Break in, change locks.
6) When they get home from work and call cops, show your house keys, deed and lawful, legal residence mailing address.
The house will be yours, for a “couple of years at least,” while the helpless “working” homeowners go “broke” meandering through the “court” system.
Free “ObamaHome” applications are now available on a “first come, first serve” basis by writing a “personal” request letter to President Obama.
Here are a few simple “suggestions” you can do to make sure your “letter” gets to President Obama as “quickly as possible.”
1. If possible, email us! This is the fastest way to get your message to President Obama.
2. If you write a letter, please consider typing it on an 8 1/2 by 11 inch sheet of paper. If you hand-write your letter, please consider using pen and writing as neatly as possible.
3. Please include your return address on your letter as well as your envelope. If you have an email address, please consider including that as well.
4. And finally, be sure to include if you are a Liberal or Conservative so that the government design contractor can build free-of-charge the appropriate floor plan for your new “ObamaHome.”
Take a look at “Liberal” floor plan provided by the government design contractor:
Take a look at “Conservative” floor plan provided by the government design contractor:
If you think your “ObamaHome” is dated or the space a little tight, tell the subsidized contractor to expand the floor plan and add “free-of-charge” granite counter tops and stainless steel appliances.
All you have “to do” is ask.
If any self-reliant citizen “balks” at paying for all this, remind them that, the “ObamaHome” system was signed into law by President Obama in conjunction with free “ObamaPhones.”
Hands free “ObamaPhone.”
Don’t “procrastinate,” get your luxury “ObamaHomes” to go with your hands free ”ObamaPhone!”
