Ever get the sense we’re getting “too attached” to technology?
Masturbatory aid purveyor Fleshlight has released the LaunchPAD, an iPad case that allows a man to attach his “Fleshlight” directly to an iPad, so that he can “simulate” sex with whomever — or whatever — is on the screen.
That’s right. While you’re not busy getting a handy from a robot or practicing oral sex on your laptop, you can now just go ahead and bang your iPad.
The LaunchPAD — which runs $24.95 and does not include an actual “Fleshlight” — was two and a half years in the making, according to Deadspin.
“We gathered a lot of data and people are moving in masses to watching their adult content via mobile devices, so the Fleshlight LaunchPAD is the perfect accessory for men everywhere,” Fleshlight spokesperson Daniel Pacheco told Mashable.
“We’re happy to see that men view this as an outlet of fulfilling their sexual fantasies and men’s pleasure products are getting more widespread acceptance just like women’s sex toys.”
An “ad” for the LaunchPAD garnered hundreds of thousands of views before being removed “because its content violated YouTube’s Terms of Service.”
The NSFW ad, which can still be viewed on Fleshlight’s website, shows a long-distance couple about to engage in some “sexy time” via webcam.
The ad is shot mostly from the “perspective” of the man, who asks his girlfriend to put on some “lingerie” before he straps into the LaunchPAD.
LaunchPAD costs $25, which is less than the phone strap that secures your tablet to your leg so you can jerk off and watch porn hands-free.
The Phone Strap can be used to…
- Discreetly watch the game without having to hold or prop up your phone.
- Keep your phone or mini tablet handy as a “second screen” while watching TV.
- Video chat with your partner from a more suggestive angle that can show more than your face.
Free your “hands” to use other “Fleshlight” products while enjoying “entertainment” on your device.
The “Fleshlight” LaunchPAD is perfect for “point-of-view” content, long distance “play” with a friend, or enjoying a variety of your favorite “films, clips, and images” while using your “Fleshlight” product.
Its durable, yet flexible material allows you to safely and easily insert, secure, and remove your tablet. Once fitted “snugly” in place, it will maintain its “position during use” while allowing full access to “touch-screen” functionality and exposing the “onboard” controls, like volume and power.
Align your favorite “Fleshlight or Flight” product and strap it in place with the included neoprene Velcro strap. Enjoy your favorite content or connect with a friend for some “intimate” face time.
Use the rugged “hand grips” on either side of the Fleshlight LaunchPAD and enjoy a completely new perspective. Explore using your “Fleshlight” LaunchPAD in a variety of positions, including keeping the device “stationary” during use – another great way to practice improving your “sexual” stamina!
As with all “Fleshlight” products, don’t forget to use “Fleshlube” water-based lubricant. Once finished, remove your tablet and use “Fleshwash” to clean and disinfect the “Fleshlight” LaunchPAD.
The “Fleshlight” LaunchPAD is “compatible” with the following iPad models:
- iPad Fourth Generation
- iPad Third Generation
- iPad 2
Apple iPad and Fleshlight and Flight products sold separately. “Fleshlight” LaunchPAD is not compatible with iPad Air or iPad First Generation models. iPad is a trademark of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries.
Get a new “perspective” on your “point of view” and try the new “Fleshlight” LaunchPAD today.
