The Late Show with Stephen Colbert “debut” included a “funny” segment on Donald Trump…
Kim Davis is a “Tour De Force” in entertainment…
Words of wisdom from “We Be Sisters”…
Public Fleshlight at “Burning Man” seems like a good idea…
Communal “Fleshlight.” Just attach it to a “chain and a road sign” and you’re good to go! Nobody can “steal” it! Everyone can “cum” in it! Imagine yourself in the “middle of the desert”…
Among GOP presidential candidates, there’s a “race” underway to see who can “slam” Donald Trump the hardest. Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal has made this a top priority: “Trump looks like he’s got a squirrel sitting on his head.”
“We know that Mr. Trump has not read the Bible, and we know this for a simple reason: Donald Trump is not mentioned in the Bible. So we know he has not read it.”
A Police Officer talking a “suicidal” man down and then giving him a “Hug”…
A very “human” moment there between those two men who “don’t” know each other but a series of “random” events brought them together.
Sex in “Denny’s” parking lot…
“I was in the mood, and that’s basically what happened.”
“The alcohol made me think I wouldn’t get caught,” Jackson said. “I’m not into erotic public sex or anything like that.”
Florida driver to Cop: ‘No Wonder You People Get Shot’
A woman stopped by police for allegedly driving “51 mph in a 20 mph” school zone got “angry” with the officer. At first, the woman “begs” the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputy to just give her a “warning,” but then she turns bitter, saying “No wonder you people get shot. You’re complete assholes.”
