Michelle Obama described “living” in the White House as like being in a “really nice prison.”
Her comment came in a “discussion” with former First Lady Laura Bush at the “African First Ladies Summit” in Tanzania during an interview “moderated” by journalist Cokie Roberts.
Roberts “noted” that former Martha Washington, also “described” living in the “role” as a first lady was “akin to being a state prisoner.”
Moochelle said she “loved” her job and found it “liberating” in some respects, but “confining” in others.
“There are some prison elements to it,” she whined. “But it’s a really nice prison.”
Former first lady Laura Bush “reminded” her and the crowd by “interjecting” the zinger that the First Lady “had a chef”.
“You can’t complain,” Michelle Obama admitted. “But there is definitely elements that are confining.”
And yet, she did.
Oh, I “get” it, the humanity of “harsh” living standards in the “lap” of luxury!
I am sure people living in “huts” around the world can “sympathize” with Michelle’s “horrible” confining life.
Maybe this “explains” why she has been able to “spend” millions of “tax” payers’ dollars during her perpetual “work release” vacations.
This “feeling of being in prison” sounds pretty good because that’s what liberals “think” prison life should be like.
Good food, exquisite surroundings, and people waiting on you “hand-and-foot” until you’re released.
Being in “prison” must be so harsh. Well, if this life of 1%er lifestyle luxury has “prison elements” to it, why not just “escape” and move out?
It would be a nice “patriotic” act just in time for “Independence Day.”
And a whole Nation would be grateful and thank you.
The Michelle Shank Redemption’s
10. “False Fairy Tale of Struggle”
9. “Staying home with children can be less than intellectually stimulating.”
8. “And believe me, as a busy single mother”
7. “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country.”
6. “I Kind Of Like” Being Called “Your Excellency”
5. The White House is like a “really nice prison.”
4. Our student loans were “higher than our mortgage.”
3. I “feel like a visitor” at Princeton.
2. Law clients like Barney and Coors not interesting enough.
1. America is “just downright mean.”
Barry has also crumbled as a Fantasy Hero despite playing soccer growing up in Indonesia.
Overheard on the street…
Now we “know” why there are no White House tours during the “lock down?”
Some women look good in “black“, some women look good in “jeans,” some women look good in “short” skirts.
Moochelle would look stunning in “prison garb.”
Prison is where you go “involuntarily” if you commit a crime. The White House is where you go to “commit” crimes spending millions to do so.
Prison Tunnel Digging
