Now where Hillary Clinton is out of “alcohol rehab” and home for the holidays, she proposes a “toast” to all of her “liberal” fans and supporters.
Hillary created a “firestorm” when she downed a shot and followed it with a “beer chaser” (boilermaker) while “campaigning” in a bar in Indiana.
Reaction “reverberated” across the country. One woman wrote:
“Do you really think it was appropriate to see Hillary drinking hard liquor with a bunch of men in a bar, being a married woman, and without her husband? I think she went too far, and she should have never done that, running for president or not, it was without taste and disgusting to see. She was advertising alcohol to our children, and it is not okay with me. I am voting for Obama and that is final. I don’t drink, and many in the country do not. And, she drank more than beer, she had a big shot of bourbon or whiskey to go with that beer!”
Is Hillary’s “rehab” experience somehow correlated with her “entering” the world of country music?
Or is it the “other” way around?
Anyway, what good is “drinking” without a good “country” song?
Hillary has invented a special mixture of “beer, whiskey, cognac, gin and vodka” that increases her skills markedly… “except walking.”
This “mixture” has caused a “blood clot” that has made her “fall” down and her “vision” blurry.
Here are some of Hillary’s “favorites” she was heard “howling” drunk at different events:
“Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound” by Hank Williams, Jr.
“Don’t the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time” by Mickey Gilley
“I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home” by David Frizzell
“Tear in My Beer” by Hank Williams
“The Whiskey Ain’t Working” by Travis Tritt
“What’s Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)” by Jerry Lee Lewis
“There Stands the Glass” by Webb Pierce
“I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink” by Merle Haggard
“Whiskey River” by Willie Nelson
“Friends in Low Places” by Garth Brooks
“Don’t Come Home a Drinkin’ (with Lovin’ on Your Mind)” by Loretta Lynn
“Why Don’t We Do It In The Road”, by “Dirty” Bill Clinton and the Congress of the Ant
“Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw”, by Jimmy “Warren” Buffett
“Asshole From El Paso”, by Wendy Davis and the Texas Jew boys
Heard “coming” from the White House kitchen “early” one morning at 3:00AM:
It’s a quarter to three,
ain’t no one to answer the phone but me,
So set ‘em up, Joe
I’ve got a little story you ought to know
Were drinkin’, my friend
To the end of a brief episode
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road
I got the routine
So drop another nickel in the machine
I’m feeling so bad
Wish you’d make the music pretty and sad?
Could tell you a lot
But you’ve got to be true to your code
Make it one for my baby
And one more for the road
You’d never know it
But, buddy, I’m a kind of poet and I got a lot of things to say
And when I’m gloomy, you simply gotta listen to me
Until its talked away
Well, that’s how it goes
And Joe, I know you’re gettin’ kinda anxious to close
So thanks for the cheer
I hope you didn’t mind my bendin’ your ear
This torch that I’ve found
Must be drowned or it soon might explode
So make it one for my baby
One more for the road
A long, long road
Normally, to perform “complicated” choreographies such as these, a person would require years of “training, coaching and practice.”
Hillary is “ready” to go on the “road” again…
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said, “No, no, no”
Yes, I’ve been black but when I come back you’ll know, know, know
I ain’t got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine
He’s tried to make me go to rehab, I won’t go, go, go
I’d rather be at home with Ray
I ain’t got seventy days
‘Cause there’s nothing, there’s nothing you can teach me
That I can’t learn from Mr. Hathaway
Didn’t get a lot in class
But I know it don’t come in a shot glass
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said, “No, no, no”
Yes, I’ve been black but when I come back you’ll know know know
I ain’t got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine
He’s tried to make me go to rehab, I won’t go, go, go
The man said, “Why do you think you here?”
I said, “I got no idea
I’m gonna, I’m gonna lose my baby
So I always keep a bottle near”
He said, “I just think you’re depressed”
Kiss me, “Yeah baby, and the rest”
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, “No, no, no”
Yes, I’ve been black but when I come back you’ll know, know, know
Hillary is “remarkable” in that after a few liters of “beer, vodka, gin and cognac,” she can execute these complex “dance” moves expertly.
Hillary just gets prettier come election time
How we all pretend she looks like a star
Hillary gets prettier at election time
Hope and change starts taking place
Puts glow on Liberal’s face
And Bill’s Wellesley angel, be our next czar.
If I could rate her on a scale from 1 to 10
On liberal charts beauty comes in mighty thin
A few more votes and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4
But when election morning comes,
How’d she end up being number 1
That we want leading us for the next four?
Hillary just gets prettier come election time
How we all pretend she looks like a star
Hillary gets prettier at election time
Hope and change starts taking place
Puts glow on Liberal’s face
And Bill’s Wellesley angel, be our next czar.
Now, I don’t mean to criticize the girl at all
She’s no Cindy Crawford, even overhauled
They all picture in their minds Hillary earned the right
Ain’t it funny, ain’t it strange,
The way liberal’s opinions change
When he sees her face and says alright.
Hillary just gets prettier come election time
How we all pretend she looks like a star
Hillary gets prettier at election time
Hope and change starts taking place
Puts glow on Liberal’s face
And Bill’s Wellesley angel, be our next czar.
No hand on the fucking Tiller
Hillary Clinton Shifting Left to Meet Democrat Base
Hillary headed to rehab?
Hillary Enters Rehab!
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A top “politician” like Hillary can perform her “duties” even when “passed out” drunk.
She is not “susceptible” to the ill effects of “alcohol” like others.
After “draining” the contents of “glass” after glass; “bottle” after bottle she still was able to “perform” most of her duties as Secretary of State.
Hillary “makes” it look so easy “being” drunk!
No hand on the fucking Tiller
Hillary Clinton Shifting Left to Meet Democrat Base
Hillary headed to rehab?
Hillary Enters Rehab!
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