“Noah Gets To Go To College”
If Edgewood football doesn’t stick Noah in starting tailback spot immediately their coach has zero clue what he’s doing.
“Shoe Kick In The Head”
That will get you a boot to the face 100 times out of 100 times.
“Sex-themed Restaurant in Kaohsiung, Taiwan”
This is where you take your girl on a first date to break the ice between the two of you.
“Calvin the Junk Mail Dog”
Not going to miss the mail since Grandma stopped putting money in the envelopes.
“Rapping Staff Sergeant”
I purposely will break a bone in my legy if I’m guaranteed a “ObamaCare” rap song.
“Instagram Pussycat in the Pussy”
Poor Pussycat in Hiding
“I’m gonna get this foul ball”
Tombstone yourself going for a foul ball.
“How Not to Catch an Electric Eel”
I’m not really sure but it’s definitely not “trapping” him and then grabbing a pole to pick him up.
“Son of a Biscuit”
“Son of a Biscuit” is the new negro slang for “Son of a Bitch”.
“Mike Tyson’s First Strike Out Pitch”
Sure beats the pitch of Barack Hussein Sotero Obama.
“Burj Khalifa Pinnacle Base Jump”
It always amazes me that people do this type of stuff for fun.
“If Dancing makes you Happy”
Here are the latest dance moves.
“Tiger Wood Highlights”
Better than most PGA Tour Players.
“Saddle Up, Ladies for Charity”
Pure unadulterated attempt to tame the bull.
“Trying a McDonald Hamburger For The First Time”
You can’t be a legal US citizen unless you eat Big Macs.
“Dutch Girlband ADAM Get’s An Orgasm While Singing”
Besides being sexy, we dare to be ourselves.
“Sneaky Bear Gets Back Rub and Snags Doughnut”
Yogi Bear is smarter than the Park Ranger.
“Crack Heads”
We’re going to have to be “gay” for a second.
“Heroic Ball Boy Saves Dog”
A caring ball-boy saved a stray dog from an angry soccer player.
“Brave Bulldogs Meet Black Bear”
Who knew bears were such pussies?
“Coaching Lingerie Football”
Gotta love head coach Chris Michaelson’s style. Here’s a man who cares about the game.
The last person to walk off his field is lucky to still have the privilege to walk.
“Amazing Yo-Yo Kid”
I’m thinking about getting a Yo-yo for myself.
