President Barack Hussein Obama announced his plan to suspend the deportation of illegal aliens who were brought to America as children.
In doing this, President Obama completely “ignored” Congress and is effectively legislating by “executive” order.
The President will allow young “illegal” immigrants to remain in the country to “work and study” without fear of deportation.
Obama said it was “the right thing to do” for people who were brought to the country by “no choice of their own” but have grown up as our friends and neighbors.
“They study in our schools, play in our neighborhoods,” the president said. “They pledge allegiance to our flag. They are Americans in their hearts and minds and in every single way but one: on paper.”
Under the new policy, the feds will stop “deporting illegal immigrants” who are under 30, came to the United States as children, and are otherwise law abiding.
It also lets these illegal’s apply for a “work permit” that’s good for two years, with “no limits” on how many times it can be renewed.
As many as 800,000 “undocumented” residents in the United States could qualify for this new legal status. In New York City alone, there’s an estimated total of 500,000 illegal immigrants.
“This is not amnesty. This is not immunity. This is not a path to citizenship. It is not a permanent fix,” Obama said, answering critics who call him “soft” on illegal immigration.
The surprise move will help Obama shore up support among crucial “Latino” voters, who have been “critical” of the high number of deportations under his administration.
This political move closely follows his “evolving opinion” on gay marriage. He recently announced his “support” for gay marriage rights after years of “opposing” it in order to shore up his support among “gay” voters.
However, President Obama does have a plan for “deportations” that will help the economy. The President will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting “senior citizens” instead of “illegal’s” in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
Why deport senior citizens? A spokesman for the White House said “Older people are a drain on our healthcare system they don’t pay very much in taxes, plus they are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.”
When I learned of this executive order I started to cry as I thought of all these old folks. Then it dawned on me…oh, shoot…I’ll see you on the bus.
This executive order will have “no effect” on President Obama’s Uncle Omar, who is also an “illegal” alien. Technically, Omar is in “violation” of immigration law, but will be allowed to stay here until we have a “real” president again.
President Barack Obama on the bus back to Chicago.
