No, not the “thirsty” Samaritan women at the well with Jesus.
This is a half-naked woman who had to be rescued by Spanish firefighters from the bottom of a well after falling in while having sex at the “Playa Park”, a water park popular with local youths as a venue for romantic liaisons and “botellón” outdoor drinking parties.
Edelia Aponte, the 21-year-old who was having “sex” with her partner whom she met “earlier in the evening” in Ciudad Real, did not realize that the “wooden cover” on the hole had “slipped” when things started get “steamy,” sending her “plummeting” 15 meter to the “well” bottom.
How deep was “his love for her?”
Well, instead of trying to “rescue” his unfortunate partner, he “hitched” up his pants, left her in the “well” and went “satisfied” on his way.
Emergency services later received an “anonymous” phone call alerting them about her “whereabouts,” which was believed to have “been made by him”, but was found “nowhere near the scene of the accident” when they arrived.
The woman, suffering from “shock and hypothermia,” was pulled “soaking wet” from the water “wearing no underwear” and taken to the hospital for observation and “released” the next day.
Firefighters issued a public statement “warning” people that there are several “deep wells shafts” in the area.
“It could have ended in tragedy,” said fire service spokesman Leni Portillo. “Luckily, she wasn’t knocked out as she fell down.”
Police are now eager to speak to Ms. Aponte’s companion, who could be charged with “failing to give help” to somebody in need of assistance.
It’s almost impossible to top this “love” story without “lowering the bar” of male behavior.
Didn’t have to go through “breaking up” with her.
Just left her in the well and call it “Good Night.”
Worst sex partner ever.
