It appears that our “children” are starting to turn to “delusional fantasies” regarding Michelle Obama’s “good will” towards them and are now openly defying the “Healthy, Hunger Free Kids” Act by posting various “images” of government issued “lunches” served in public schools and “complaining” about them!
Here’s an image and “message” from Brady.
Tanner posted this picture of “something” in a hot dog bun, with a side of “three” cherry tomatoes.
Tyler added an image of “whatever” this is:
And then there was this “feast” posted by Megan’s mom while she was “eating lunch” with her daughter.
Perhaps the forlorn Bryton “summed” it up best:
According to the rallying “cry” of schoolchildren nationwide the “uprising” is imminent.
“Pink Floyd Version”
We don’t need no education
We don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teacher leave them kids alone
All in all it’s just another brick in the wall
All in all you’re just another brick in the wall
“American Kid’s Version”
We don’t need no food privation
We don’t need no size control
No cardboard lunches in the room
Michelle, just leave us alone
Hey! Michelle, just leave us alone
All in all, it’s just another kick in the balls
All in all, it’s just another kick in the balls
We don’t need no arms around us
And we don’t need no drugs to calm us.
We have seen the writing on the wall.
Michelle, don’t think we need anything at all.
No Michelle, don’t think we’ll need anything at all.
All in all your school lunches are just pathetic crap.
All in all your school lunches are just pathetic crap.
Are these “angered” children guilty of “treason” against Michelle for personally choosing their “foods” for them while she and her children feast on “steak with caviar” in the White House ?
I am shocked and appalled, especially since I value “multicultural” education. I myself would be satisfied with a “tiny” cut of bologna (Italian) with a “tiny” slice of Cheddar cheese (Swiss) on a “tiny” tortilla (Mexican).
But now we are forced to “re-educate” our children that “fasting” is for the good of the collective.
Common Core Principle #69: “If we did not have double standards, we would not have any.”
Common Core Principle #70: “How to punish your children? Send them to school!”
Common Core Principle #71: “If you like your school lunches, you can keep your school lunches. Period.”
Common Core Principle #72: “As long as one child is fasting, all must fast.”
We’re now at a time when today’s youth crave the “mystery meat” served in school cafeterias of the past.
Isn’t progress to “Next Tuesday” wonderful?
