In cold years climate change “Deniers” always ask a trick question, “How come global warming can cause both heating and cooling?”
The answer is actually quite simple.
We all know that sometimes it’s “hot” as Hell, and sometimes it’s “cold” as Hell.
Clearly, “Hell” can make it “hotter or colder.” I capitalize “Hell” because it’s the name of a place. You know, like Washington, D.C. or Detroit.
The science is settled on the fact that global warming will be “Hell on Earth,” and since “Hell” can make it hotter or colder, “global warming” can, therefore, also make it “hotter or colder.”
Let’s go one step further. Things can also be “boring” as Hell, as in “nothing’s happening, it’s the same old same old.”
Thus, “Hell” can also mean that things like “Hope” never change.
If you’ve followed my “reasoning” so far, you can clearly see that if it gets “hotter, colder, or temperatures are flat”, it’s due to global warming. Just as predicted.
Granted, the realization that “warming can cause cooling” takes a little imagination, and this is exactly what the “Deniers” lack, or they wouldn’t deny “imaginary” science.
Any way you cut it, “warming or cooling” is a catastrophe.
Imagine every day of the year “two” degrees hotter. Tomorrow it will be 22 degrees instead of today’s 20. A day six months from now it will go from 90 to 92 degrees.
Can you imagine the “carnage?” Not if you’re a “Denier.”
We’re talking about a return to the “Medieval” warm period. We certainly know what that entails. Viking “raids” will start up all over again. The “polar” bear will become “extinct” a second time.
All “Denier” literature will be written in Latin. There’ll be no more “ObamaCare” and everybody will get totally “out of whack” without the government “managing” our bodily functions.
And that’s just the “tip” of the iceberg – except there’ll be no “icebergs” anymore!
All because of “C02.” You know what produces a lot of C02? Climate change “Deniers” who just can’t stop breathing in and out.
We must put an end to that.
OK, confession time. I believe in “Climate Change” and that it is an actual, scientifically “provable” phenomenon.
What do you think ended the “Ice Age?”
Where I draw the line is at “man-made” global warming. Humanity has been around for about 10,000 years out of Earth’s 4.6 billion years, “less than one percent,” in other words.
When you factor in the fact that the whole “mass pollution” thing has been going on for “less” than 200 years, which cuts the number down even more, and actual, scientific “recording” of the weather has been going on for less than 50, it’s “ridiculous” to claim that “humans” have had any kind of “significant” impact on the environment, never mind a “measurable” one.
We know “diddly-squat” about how Earth’s climate works, and even less about how other “factors,” such as the sun, the moon, and meteors from space “affect” our climate, never mind natural disasters, whenever they occur.
OK, that is my confession for voicing “dissenting” ideas.
Here’s the latest and “saddest” Global Warming-Cooling “sob” story:
By the way, that’s why they used to build Prisons in Siberia.
It got so “cold” in Kentucky that an escaped inmate asked to be taken back to prison.
The strange “tale” began one morning, when Maurice King, the 61-year-old manager of the Sunset Motel in Lexington, “heard a knock on the door” at the motel. Standing outside, in a “wind chill” of about “18 degrees below zero”, was Robert Vick, 42, wearing a pair of “ripped-up” jeans and a khaki “prison” jumpsuit.
I answered the door, and he said, “Call the law on me,” and I looked at him kinda silly, and he said, “Well, I’m the one who escaped from Blackburn Prison. I’ve got to turn myself in, I’m froze to death.” He was just shaking and everything.
So it is possible that “climate change” could alter weather patterns in both “hot and cold” directions, but until there is a model that actually “explains or predicts” that result, any large-scale explanation is “speculative” at best.
President Barack Obama has gone even further, “blaming” the California drought on “climate change” and then claiming to have mitigated “severe weather.”
Such “foolishness,” by itself, does not “disprove” climate change, but it does much to “erode the credibility” of those who pretended to be “champions” of scientific enlightenment.
In depths of this Winter’s cold season
Obama banned mentions of freezin’
‘Cause cold is alarming
But Obama know it’s “warming”
Denial of which would be racism.
Global cooling is the new global warming…
Climate Czar Al Gore
