You may not have heard of Patrick Moote, but you might have seen his viral “marriage proposal” gone wrong on YouTube.
Patrick Moote faced “public humiliation” when his girlfriend “rejected” his proposal in front of a stadium full of UCLA basketball fans, and it got even “worse” when a video of the incident went viral.
But even that wasn’t the “worst” part.
When Moote asked her later why “she didn’t want to marry him,” she said the thing no man ever wants to hear – “his penis was too small.”
Patrick decided to take matters into his own, ahem, hands by filming the documentary “Unhung Hero” to explore the question “does size matter?”
The botched proposal “bruised” Moote’s ego, but his girlfriend’s “dissatisfaction” with his size wasn’t completely “out of the blue.”
“It’s not like I didn’t know that it was kind of a problem. I see my penis every day, so I was kind of aware of what was going on,” he said.
After he recovered from the “initial shock” of being rejected, Moote started to think about how “penis size” is an issue that “every man worries about but no one wants to discuss publicly.”
He decided to change that by making a “cockumentary” called “Unhung Hero” which documents his efforts to “lengthen” his member through “pumps, pills and myriad other zany” methods.
Now that he’s made a film about his penis, the “cat is pretty much out of the bag” about its size.
So how has that affected his “dating” life?
“Most girls don’t think I have a penis at all at this point, so if they find out that I do, it’s kind of like, you know, ‘Oh, well look at that! It’s actually there,’” he said.
“It’s like a homeless guy bringing you home to his mansion, like, ‘Whoa, where did this come from?’”
