Carolyn Luby
Carolyn Luby, a self described “feminist” student at the University of Connecticut, has “bravely” revealed the underlying “savagery” embodied in the school’s new “basketball” logo.
In an “open letter” to UC President Susan Herbst, Luby wrote that the “redesigned” team logo will “intimidate” women and empower a “rape culture.”
UConn basketball coach Geno Auriemma said the logo “is looking right through you and saying, ‘Do not mess with me.’ This is a streamlined, fighting dog, and I cannot wait for it to be on our uniforms and court.”
In response, Luby wrote, “What terrifies me about the admiration of such traits is that I know what it feels like to have a real life Husky look straight through you and to feel powerless, and to wonder if even the administration cannot ‘mess with them.’ And I know I am not alone.”
Off the record, Ms. Luby “tearfully” added that she’s been plagued with horrible “nightmares” ever since the “new” logo was revealed.
“This giant, snarling beast knocks me to the ground and tears off my shorts and panties, then starts licking me…you know, down there until I’m forced to spread my legs and… and let him have his way with me.”
When pressed for further details, Ms. Luby began sobbing. “I can’t stand to think of my classmates going through what I’ve been suffering because of that awful drawing. I’d rather have that creature in my dreams every night for the rest of my life than expose them to that horror!”
This frightened feminist is fully “justified” in her hysteria.
Vicious rape scene
Many women have “terrible” dreams about these “horrendous” beasts! Just look at this “vicious” rape scene.
Luby, who openly shared her experience as a survivor of rape and sexual assault at “Take Back The Night”, an event organized to discuss “sexual” violence, said the “abuse” went beyond the Internet.
“My ex-boyfriend, who I literally have not heard from in years, who used to abuse me and rape me on campus, texted me and said, ‘I see you made it big on Barstool,’” she said.
Luby made the post to “publish” her academic writing and to “plant seeds” to discourage “rape” culture, societal “attitudes” that women are merely “sexual” objects with lesser “rights” than men, but in the process ended up “exposing” how bad it could be.
“It just reinforced the rape culture that I knew existed. Those comments that people made that I was attacking athletes, all of that was proven wrong by those comments,” she said.
“It was appalling to see people angry enough to actually make those comments to me.”
Menacing Hound
Perhaps a less menacing hound would alleviate her fear.
Pursuant to complaints about the “rapishly” wolfish looks of the new University of Connecticut basketball logo, the university has agreed to use a much more “gender-friendly” logo.
Gender Friendly Logo
The basketball team itself is said to be pleased with the solution to the logo controversy, with the team captain stating for the record, “We do frequently roll over during games, and if we get really scared by an opposing team, we may pee into the air as well”.
And don’t forget “wolves” are the ancestor of dogs…..“MAN’S” best friend.
Only “Pussy” power can “Take Back The Night.”
