In a recent stump speech, current Democrat “front runner” Bernie Sanders and potential Vice President “candidate” Rashida Tlaib addressed the growing crisis of loneliness in America.
“Being lonely is a violation of the universal fundamental right not to be lonely,” declared Senator Sanders, adding that loneliness was the result of “the tyranny of the patriarchal, white supremacist, capitalist system creating too many opportunities to make individual choices.”
Sanders assured the crowd that he was the “only” candidate who could stop this growing “scourge” with a simple two word, that is a “good thing” solution.
“My policies will end loneliness for all good Americans, especially women, people of color and the undocumented. When they find themselves standing in bread lines, which is always a good thing. A good bread line not just a sign of a caring government. Long bread lines promote the sense of community and comradery by giving everyone the opportunity and time to get to know each other as they spend countless hours in line together,” Sanders promised.
The Senator went on to regale his “supporters” with his memories of witnessing the heart-warming “bonding” effects of bread lines during his honeymoon in the Soviet Union.
I remember the Soviet “shirtless” style of “bonding and drinking” like it was yesterday.
Sanders was later challenged at a press-conference when a member of the press asked him to clarify, how exactly “bread lines” would help end loneliness for the “underrepresented and marginalized gluten-free persons” known to abstain from bread products.
Bernie’s retort was quick: “If you don’t like my two-word solution, I’ve got a three-word solution for you that is guaranteed to bring together people of all incomes, color, and sexual orientation, even better than bread lines: toilet paper lines.”
Not to mention “medical care” lines and “gasoline pump” lines.
Socialism is so popular people line up it for miles, and miles, and miles all day long.
Some “glorious” days are ahead for America. Vote “wisely” next election if you don’t want to be “lonely” waiting in lines “together” with Bernie Sanders and Rashida Tlaib.