Here are some “highlights” of Joe Biden’s eight-day barnstorm “No Malarkey” bus tour across the State of Iowa ahead of the upcoming caucuses.
Jill Biden was speaking on stage in Council Bluffs, Iowa, and as she gestured with her hands, her “No Malarkey” husband leaned forward playfully “sucking” her finger. Jill appeared to be amused and smiling by the move as she continued her speech uninterrupted.
Here is a real, undoctored photo of Joe Biden sucking on wife Jill’s finger as she speaks to his potential voters at a campaign stop in Iowa.
Given that Biden’s campaign poster in the photo says “No malarkey” and his campaign bus is also named “No malarkey,” it is safe to assume that all of this is somehow connected.
Politico reporter Natasha Korecki captured a man sitting alone at the “Corn Stalk Café” in Missouri Valley, Iowa when Joe “No malarkey ” Biden was greeting voters.
As the photo shows, the man wasn’t “interested” in talking to Biden. He can be seen hunched over, hands folded, staring “intently” at the television broadcasting a college game.
“That time when former VP @joebiden is standing right next to you at the Corn Stalk Cafe and you just don’t care.” pic.twitter.com/YFr7J6eY87 — Natasha Korecki (@natashakorecki) December 1, 2019
The man had never “heard” of Joe Biden, and when informed that he was Obama’s vice president, it didn’t seem to “impress” him much.
“ohhhhh. I’m not an Obama fan. This is Republican country,” Korecki quotes him as saying. I guess he wasn’t interested in Joe’s hairy legs, roaches and kids on his lap.
The reporter followed Biden to a “community event” in Denison, where she estimated 125 people turned out to hear from the so-called “front runner” for the Democrat nomination.
“About 125 people were at Biden’s community event in Denison.” — Natasha Korecki (@natashakorecki) December 1, 2019
Some people seem to have more important things to do than be “distracted” by politicians.
Standing alongside former Gov. Tom Vilsack, Joe “No malarkey ” Biden was touting his “foreign policy” credentials to a small crowd and said he had “spent a lot of time” with Kim Jong Un.
“That is FALSE. Biden and Kim Jong Un have never met.” pic.twitter.com/evCJLqEdAz — Francis Brennan (@FrancisBrennan) December 1, 2019
Biden continued, “Putin has no allusions about whether I know him or not. Kim Long Un has no a person— that I know him or not. The same with the president of China, Xi Jinping. I’ve spent a lot of time with these folks” and added “they know, they know.”
But Biden has never met Kim, let alone “spent a lot of time” with him.
“In terms of people out there knocking on doors, who attend other campaign events, district events, I can’t name a member of the southeast Iowa Democrats who’s supporting Joe Biden,” said Glenn Hurst, a leader of Iowa Democrats’ Rural Caucus.
Biden’s “No Malarkey” bus tour is intended to “save face” in the early caucus state.
It appears Joe is suffering from “malarkey” deficiencies causing the urgent needs to allowed children to play with his “wet leg hairs” when he worked as a lifeguard at the “Joseph R. Biden Jr. Aquatic Center” in Delaware.
The video shows Joe “No malarkey ” Biden, surrounded by children, detailing the lessons he learned from the black community in the area surrounding the aquatic center.
In a shorter video clip Joe “No malarkey ” describes fantasizing about children rubbing “malarkey” into his hairy legs by the pool, and then jumping on his lap like the lovely roaches that they are.
“I got a lot of — I got hairy legs that turn … blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it. So I learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap. And I tell you what, the men are now all men. The guys I worked with down here, and they’re all guys at the time, they’re all good men,” said Biden with a gleeful look on his face.
There isn’t enough “malarkey” in the world to make me “unsee” this video.
Just call him ‘Fingers’: Creepy Joe Bitin’ is back in action