Ranking members of the House Subcommittee on Immigration are putting the “final touches” on a new bill to allow nearly the entire “Third World” population to “immigrate” to the United States and become “legal or illegal” citizens.
The brilliant, new fresh “feminist” Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), “spokes-mouth” for the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), provided details about the “legislation” which is expected to pass along party lines.
“Ms. Pelosi delegated the task of writing the legislation to me and we no longer will be doing any more half-measures immigration tactics on our borders. Walls are immoral.”
“As you can see from the pictures, there are many people that want to come to our country. Many of them are women, widows, children, and non-aggressive, young, steely, strong looking men fleeing corrupt and dangerous conditions in their native lands.”
“They are poor, hungry, and just want to work in a country that provides generous, free economic assistance for people who don’t have work or don’t want to work. But why only let in a few stragglers capable to make the long journey here? That would be unfair to those who are unable to escape war and famine. The plan is to bring all of them in and to urge them to vote.”
The “proposal” consists of letting the entire population of the following countries enter the US and be “granted” full citizenship:
- Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Guatemala, Guyana, Honduras, Mexico, Paraguay, Peru, Suriname, Uruguay, and Venezuela.
- Syria
- Iraq
- Afghanistan
- Bangladesh
- Pakistan
The announcement was followed by “questions and answers.” The attendees were warned that it would be “racist” to ask any questions about the plan’s “cost, logistics, or its impact” on current US citizens or Government funding.
“Occasional Cortex” Alexandria “Sandy” Ocasio-Cortez from the Bronx assured the nation that the committee had thought everything through, with the same thoroughness they give to all legislation.
“We don’t foresee any major issues with the plan as written,” she said. We “just pay for it” and have boatloads of happy and healthy new voters.
When asked whether “transportation” would be provided for the approximately 850 million people that might move to the US under the new policies, she shrugged saying, “we’d probably throw that in, too.”
And what about all the peoples of “Africa?” Why are they excluded? Sudan, Somalia, Nigeria, South Africa (except toxic whites), and so on.
Perhaps the bill requires more input from “Jew-hating” Reps. Ilhan Omar and “sewer-mouth” Rashida Tlaib.
Or then again, perhaps the bill does already “include” the peoples of Africa. I guess Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) must first “pass the bill in order to see who is in it.”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Donald Trump might both be from New York City, but she doesn’t think he knows how to deal with a girl from the Bronx on immigration and he is also a “racist.” She won’t shake hands with Trump.
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